ARIES - March 21-April 20
Ruling Planet: MARS
The bonk now/think later God of War, aggression and action!
Sexually, Aries is an explosion waiting to happen! The excitement is often
in the chase more than the actual conquest though and while they may appear to
want to dominate, they do not want a submissive partner. Routine brings
boredom to sex for Aries, so if you're only comfortable with the missionary
position, go for another sign, but if you like forceful personalities and enjoy
pretending you're a human Twisty, then you've found paradise with an Aries.
FAVE POSITION
Always on top and always in charge
BEST SEX TOY
Handcuffs! Like I said, Aries likes to take charge!
ARIES MALE IN BED
The Aries male is loud, domineering and 100% stud! He's from the bump
n grind school of lovemaking so if you're looking for romantic dinners by
candlelight and long walks on the beach, keep looking! He's the original
5-minute man so if you're turned on by ultra-macho grunt-and-groaning types, you've
just found your ticket to heaven! He's not prone to cheat unless you bore
him in bed and he likes sex fast and furious baby!
ARIES FEMALE IN BED
She views sex as more of a physical act than something from a soppy romance
novel. If you're a bored exec and want to find out what it's like to be
treated like a piece of meat, then go for a one night stand with an Aries chick.
She'll be gone before you wake up and may not remember your name the next
time you meet. She's got a touch of KINK to her personality so don't get freaked out
when she talks dirty or puts you over her knee for a spanking. She's all
women, but are you man enough to handle her?
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON ARIES
If you want to seduce an Aries, running your fingers through their hair is
an awesome starting point! And licking and nibbling around their face or neck
will get them going too! Just be careful to keep your saliva at bay. Drool
is not cool!
