1. YES = NO
2. NO = YES
3. MAYBE = NO
4. WE NEED = I WANT
5. I AM SORRY = YOU'LL BE SORRY
6. WE NEED TO TALK = YOU'RE IN TROUBLE
7. SURE, GO AHEAD = YOU BETTER NOT
8. DO WHAT YOU WANT = YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS LATER
9. I AM NOT UPSET = OF COURSE I AM UPSET, YOU MORON!
10. YOU'RE VERY ATTENTIVE TONIGHT = IS SEX ALL YOU EVER THINK ABOUT?