I'm pedantic. Look it up, idiots or don't. I should think you have better things to do anyway. I'm irritable, condescending, and mediocrity is my goal. You can judge me but no more harshly than I judge myself. To quote an old friend of mine, I am a "...fat judgmental bastid." Agreed excluding the fat part. And I am actually a bastard. Maybe I'll continue this at a later date.

Four or five years later and I'm back to "continue this at a later date."

I've learned much in my time away. I'm still judgmental. My friend hit the nail on the head there. Sorta. I judge myself. Lots. I try to keep all the judging aimed toward myself. I'm not that bitch Judy after all. Look her up. Real asshole, that one. I am still living in 'Merica as my uber patriotic, idiot friends call it. That is unlikely to ever change. I still have an Australian friend out there somewhere. Probably in Australia. That makes the most sense. Moving on.

This site, while very colorful and flashy, is still not epileptic friendly. I ran some tests on some "friends" of mine. Just kidding. I wouldn't do that to people. Knowingly. I'll come back to this at a later date. The more I put here, the more I may find interest in this site for more than a single reason. Here's hoping, I suppose.