WELCOME TO
WILDLY PURRFECT's
JUNGLE AUCTION
As You Go Thru The Jungle Auction...Becareful...
You Never Know What Kind Of Creepy Crawlies or Wild Animals You Might Run Into!
Wildly Purrrrfect Has A Few Untamed Animals Up For Auction! Come Bid On Them And See If You Can Tame These Wild Beasts!
Each Wild Animals Minimum Bid is 100K
As You Start Your Journey Down The Jungle Path ...Again Caution...You Do Not Know What You'll Encounter!
As Your Scrolling Through The Jungle You Notice Something Up In The Fu-Jungle Trees ....omg...You Mutter Under Your Breath..Afraid You Might Spook This Gorgeous...
CHIMPANZEE ( aka Bratty Bytch ). She Is Mostly Calm When Fed Bananas, Unfortunatly Since Bananas Are So Scarce In This Region...She Also Loves Skittles Or The Lollipop...She's Attracted To Sweet Bright Items...She Also Prefers To Stay On Her Side Of The Jungle...But If Forced She Will Attack.
Ut Oh Here Comes Bratty Bytch's Sister Chimpanzee Monkey ( aka Jasimne ). She Is More Calmer Then Bratty Bytch She Loves Attention. This Beautiful Monkey Also Loves Skittles & Lollipops.
While You Thought Seeing A Monkey Would Be The Coolest Thing You'd See ....Think Again!
Out Of Nowhere You See This Colorful Bird. Its The Most Beautiful Bird You've Ever Laid Eyes On. This Bird Decides To Perch Himself On A Tree Limb Right Next To The Monkey. We Call Him A Tucan, And He Is Attracted To Bright Colors. Tucan Loves Skittles. Skittles Are His Main Food Source!
TUCAN ( aka TAPPINIT )
Now As You Continue Down The Unkown Jungle Path...This Gigantic!
ROARING LION! ( aka Passionman ) Appears From Out Of The Bushes.
Now We All Know He's The King Of The Jungle.
The Lion Stands There Perfectly Still, His Eyes Watching You, Just As You Gaze In Amazement On How Huge He Is. He Gives A Roar. Showing How Ferocious He Could Get. To Keep Him On Your Side He Loves HOT Wings!. After All He Is A Carnivore!
Still Scrolling...
Through This Long Continous Journey,
The Excitement Is Overwhelming! Seeing All These Wild Exotic Animals.
The Trainers, No Doubt Awaiting To See Which Beautiful Exotic Wild Animal They Will Take Home And Try To Tame!
Could It Be....
THIS SIBERIAN TIGER? ( aka HappyCountryGirl ) Don't Let Her Smile Discredit The Fierce Bite She Could Take Out Of You, When Provoked!
Although She Spends A Lot Of Time Hunting, Her Reputation As A Vicious Killer Is Undeserved.
Her Preys Are Mostly Deer And Wild Pig, But She Also Eats Fish. In This Instance...She Would Settle For HOT WINGS!
How Could It Possibly Get More Exciting Then Seeing The Lion, Monkey and Tiger...
Well Breathe In Light Folks...
For These Two Beautiful Black Panther's ( aka Wildly Purrrrfect & Frozen Mystical Dreamzzzz )
Are Actually Called The Black Leopard And These Two Cats Are Born In The Same Litter.
Their Diets Consists Of Mammals And Some Birds. Rabbits Would Probably Be The Main Diet in the UK. But Since They Originate Now On Fubar...They Will Take Hot Wings And/Or Apple Pie. They Also Are Addicted To Drinking The H2O.
(wildly purrfect)
(frozenmysticaldreamzzzz)
WOW! Your So Busy Looking In The Trees And On The Scolling Path At Lions And Tigers and Such. You Never Anticipated This Beautiful Creature Come Soaring From The Skies!
The Golden Eagle ( aka TIM )Comes Swooping Down And Lands On The Nearest Tree Limb. You Stare At The Gloriousness Of This Beautiful Bird. He Stretches His Wings and The Wing Span Of Up to 7 Feet! Makes Ya Gasp For Breath!
His Eating Habits Consist Of: Groundhogs, marmots, foxes, skunks, cats, rabbits, grouse, ground squirrels, crows, pheasants, meadowlarks, tortoises, and snakes. But Since The Fubar Jungle Is Scarce In Food, The Eagle Would Be Glad To Eat Hotwings Or Apple Pie.
HE'D MAKE A MAGINIFICANT PET!
BURRRRR.....NEVER ANTICIPATED THE COLD IN A JUNGLE DID YA?
ANYTHING CAN SURPRISE YA WHEN YOUR IN WILDLY'S JUNGLE!
As Your Walking Along And You See Your Breath From The Cold...Doesn't See All That Important When You Encounter
THE SNOW LEOPARD (aka FARSCAPE ) One Of The Most Beautiful Of The Cats, Snow Leopards Are Exceptional Athletes Capable Of Making Huge Leaps Over Ravines. They Can Also Bring Down Prey Almost Three Times Their Own Size.
So In Order For Her To Stay Calm And Relaxed Around Ya, You Need To Feed Her Birthday Cake! She Has A Sweet Leopards Tooth!
What Is More Precious Then, When Camping Under The Winter Fu-Jungle And Hear In The Near-by Distance Of A Wolf Howling.
You Get Up And Suddenly By A Fu-Frozen Creek Stands This Gorgeous
ARCTIC WOLF aka SARKASTIK1 ). Able To Tolerate Years Of Sub-Zero Temperatures, Up To Five Months Of Darkness A Year, And Weeks Without Food, The Arctic Wolf Lives In One Of The Few Places On Earth Where It Is Safe From The Greatest Threat Of All - FUBAR.
Wolves usually live in small packs or family groups, But This Little Rascal Decided To Venture Off And Become Part Of Fu-Jungles Auction. After All They May Get Used To Only Eating A Few Times Through The Year, But That Don't Mean Their Not Sick Of It. Feed Him HotWings And Quench This Beautiful Wolf With H2O!
Coming Around The Frozen Bend You See Off Into The Distance This Very Gorgeous
POLAR BEAR ( AKA WONDERWOMAN ). Although Her Main Habitat Is Usually Broken Ice Packs At Northern Edge Of Continent, Near North Pole; Seldom Far Inland. You See Her Coming Out Of The Snowy Cave Of Fubar!
Polar Bear May Be Active At Any Time Of The Day Or Year, Searching For Prey On Long Summer Days And Sometimes On Long Winter Nights. This Polar Bear Is Prone To Eating Fish, But Again The Fu-Jungle Lacks In This Compartment. She Found Out That The Sin Collar Makes Her Calm And Feeding Her Apple Pie.
As Your Warming Up From The Coldest Section Of The Jungle You Notice A Beautiful Baboon. Now Their Notorious Of Being Seldom Seen In The Grasslands. But This Baboon Is Quite Unique And Different. She Loves Attention And Lots Of Love. She Also Loves Things That Sparkle! A Great Gift Just To Give Her To Keep Her Happy Is A Diamond Necklace So She Can Wear Proudly Around Her Neck. And We've Noticed That Her Favorite Fubar Food Source Is The Apple Pie.
LAURIA AKA BABOON
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh! Coooool! Finally A Zebra On The Block. We Couldn't Go Without Adding This Gorgeous Creature To Be Trained! Wouldn't Be Right.
SUGA HOOKA AKA ZEBRA Is Very Dependent On Water, And So Must Stay Within 20 Miles Of Water Holes During The Dry Season. In This Case, We Have Plenty Of Bling H20 And We Discovered While Having Her, She Also Loves Skittles And Or Apple Pie!
WHOA! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!
There It Goes Again And Just When Ya Think Ya Missed It Out Comes This...
CHEETAH ( AKA CRUEL BUT CUTE ) Not Only Is This Wild Cat The Fastest In The World But She Is Also Endangered. So Whoever Wins Her Should Be So Honored!
Now Most Cats Are Nocturnal, Not The Cheetah They Can Hunt During The Day Or Late Afternoon.
Since It Depends On Sight Rather Than Smell, She Likes To Scan The Countryside From A Tree Limb Or The Top Of A Termite Mound. Other Big Cats Chase Only A Few Hundred Meters: This Cheetah Chases 3.4 Miles (5500 Meters) At An Average Speed Of 45 Miles Per Hour (72 Kilometers Per Hour). Stalking Is Also As Important As The Fast Sprint: She Usually Will Creep Within 50 Yards (46 Meters) Of An Intended Victim Before The Final Acceleration.
Don't Be That Victim! Feed Her Hot Wings, Apple Pie Or Even Skittles! She Also Loves To Play With Toys So To Keep Her Happier Buy Her The Sin Collar!
Now As We Are Nearing The End Of This Wild Ass Jungle You Encounter Another Lion! This One Is Not Afraid To Show His Roar! He Is Also The Leader In His Pack Of Lions! Again The King Of The Jungle And Loves Hot Wings!
MR CANADIAN AKA LION
And Finally The Conclusion Of Wildly Purrfects Auction Tour. All Exotic Do Not Have To Originate From The African Safari. This Final Gorgeous Animal Originates Out Of American Frontier.
This Wild Stallion ( aka Fu-Daddy ) Lives Up To His Reputation As Such. He Is Respected For His Speed And Their Stamina.
The Fate Of The Wild Horse Was Left With Three Options. They Either Became Pets, Or Lived In Captivity On The BLM Lands, Or They Found Themselves On The Way To The Slaughterhouse. Whatever The path Of The Horse, One Thing Was Clear, The Days Of The Wide Open Ranges And The Wild Mustangs Who Roamed Them, Was No More.
Luckily Wildly Purrrfect Was Able To Save This Stallion From The Slaughterhouse. His Diet Consists Of Oats, Grass, Hay But He Also Loves Sugar Cubes. But Again Since Fubar Is In Lack Of These Food Items. Skittles And The Lollipop Is The Closest Thing For This Stallion To At Least Get Some Sugar!
THIS CONCLUDES THE WILDLY PURRRFECT TOUR! OF THE EXOTIC ANIMALS THAT HAVE BEEN CAPTURED FOR YOUR TRAINING PURPOSES!
REMEMBER ALL BIDS ON THESE ANIMALS ARE FINAL!
I AM NOT HELD RELIABLE FOR AN UNTAMED ANIMAL!
I Hope All Have Enjoyed This Auction Story Tour & The Auction Tags That Frozen Mystical Dreamzzzz Did On My Behalf ( Wildly Purrrfect ) And For The Auctionees And Bidders. I Told Her My Idea & She Was So Excited She Ran With It! She Had So Much Fun Doin This For All Of You & Me!
So Please Thank Her For All The Hard work She Has Put Into This!
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