Mosweetangel RLBF mofordman63's blog: "Why Parents Have Gray Hair"

>>A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed >>nicely made up and everything neat and tidy. >> >>Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It >>was addressed, "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the >>envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: >> >>Dear Dad, >> >>It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to >>elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with >>you and Mom. >> >>I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew >>you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, >>her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than >>I am but it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant. >> >>Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in >>the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. >>We share a dream of having many more children. >> >>Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really >>hurt anyone. We'll be growing it and trading it with the other >>people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. >> >>In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS >>so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it! >> >>Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care >>of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get >>to know your grandchildren. >> >>Your son, Chad >> >>P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I >>just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than >>the report card that's in my desk drawer. >> >>I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home!