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I just woke up from a strange dream... was really vivid..
basically it started out with me running... so i ran and ran... then i got caught by some chick... in my dream it was some lady who was apparently my sister on my dad's side but he didn't know about her... she was super bitter about me having gotten all sorts of attention from him but he didn't know about her.
ANYWAY... skip forward a bit... she ends up having me somewhere and is holding a gun to my head... juuust as she is about to shoot two things happen... 1) i hear "mommy" and 2) her head gets blown off by a cop
flip foward some more... she knew about me... and had written out a will for me to take her daughter (and all her other stuff) if something happened to her.. since she had no one else or something...you know.. the daughter that walked in when a cop shot her mom in the head?
soo.. suddenly i am in this messy house.. with a 2 year old that is super clingy and freaks out if i am more than 2 feet away from her... (strange since the kid barely knew me)
someone calls CPS on me because the kid was always crying.. so they come to the house the VERY first time i got her asleep by herself and i am FINALLY trying to clean up...
and thats when i woke up...
weirrrrrrd
