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Why do People pick their noses while driving? Do you think we dont see you? I am doing 80 MPH and I look over to see mister beaker beak digging for gold! EH WTF I cant drive looking at that shit. I know I shouldn't look but I cant stop. He had got his whole finger up his nose and he is still going for more. DUDE you ran out of room stop it! Then he does the roll between the fingertips. That is just nasty! At least slow down or speed up so I might not see you. Then the all mighty flick comes. BAM right on the windshield! I see the whole damn flick, first it was a pick and then a flick. Now there is a MOMO driving on the highway trying to scrape this thing off his windshield and I am still looking. I can not believe the size of this thing. It is like a fucking baked potato squashed against the glass. I dont know how this MOFO is driving with this thing in his face! He looks over at me looking at him like nothing has happened! I saw that rather small brain that just came out of your nose. I saw the whole thing! I was there for the PICK the Roll, and then the Flick! He was having a good time, driving his car and rolling a fat one. Might I add he had a beak, a beaker beak. Say that fast 3 times it is funny as hell! The next time you see a person doing it yell out beaker beak real fast. That shit will crack you up! Beaker beak! HAHAHAHA My DAD was a Beaker Beak muhahahaha he would launch them across the room and you could hear them land! BARF! Thank GOD I am adopted! I should have used the Slapper on him! LISTEN to me, I dont Beaker beak. I beak but no beaker beak! And it doesn't count if no one sees you anyway. I saw that guy everyday going to work and it was always the same. He would get in there as fast as he could! Maybe he thought he had the invisible jet? Or maybe all that beaker beaking made him blind! Lemme just tell you one thing, the next time you think a big bug hit the windshield you might have gotten hit by the beaker beak!
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