Please be Respectful of my Marriage! Do not be a Fucking Perv, Or say Dirty things to me. I am Married for a reason dip shits!


I am Mostly Swedish & Norwegian, Im a dork, I procrastinate, Im a smart ass, I hate texting & talking on the phone! Women usually annoy the hell outta me. unless they aren't ditsy Bimbos.... I get along better with guys ;} Tattoos are a way of life, not a stamp to show how trendy you are. I love animals, love working outside, I'm ornery, I'm the one the news warned you about Pfff ha! Im a loyal MoFo, Always joking around, I LOVE MUSIC, I believe Music is a powerful influence and can get you through some ruff times. I Love me some Blues! Get's me feelin' frisky ;} I love my Family & Friends, I would die for my Husband and my Son, they are my world! Fuck with my Friends & Family = Fuck with me. I'm not a hard ass, I'm just Bipolar. lol. I get rage black outs - well I haven't had one in a long Time. I'd rather everyone just have fun, kick the fuck back ;} Always going to concerts & festivals. live out in Marana on 8 acres, My husband and I have a beautiful son named Cash (After Johnny Cash). Used to work construction, but am a stay home Mom for now.

If any of this pisses you off, yer probably the douche I'm talking about.