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In the end, we only regret the chances we didn't take, relationships we were afraid to have, and the decisions we waited too long to make.
Welcome to Fubar ... Straight jackets are on your left, meds are on the table, and if you hurry, you can still get a seat in group therapy . . . have fun!
5 frogs are sitting on a log ... 4 decide to jump off ... How many are left? Answer: 5 Why? Because deciding and doing are not the same thing ....
I don't need a certain number of friends, just a number of friends I can be certain of....
I'm the guy nobody warned you about because no one thought you could get so lucky ....
Apparently,"I had an interview with a better company" is not an acceptable reason for being late for work ....
One of the most expensive things you'll ever do is pay attention to the wrong person…
A boy spends his time finding a girl to sleep with ... A man spends his time looking for the woman worth waking up to....
‘If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn’t sit for a month.’
“At every party there are two kinds of people: those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.”
Great minds discuss ideas ... Average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people!
Greetings all … Pls remember this if nothing else ... treat everyone with politeness, even those who are rude to you, not because they are nice, but because you are ...
When you talk you repeat what you already know; but if you listen you often learn something new.
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