Racecar spelled backwards is still racecar.

Still in pirate mode.

I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request… means no.

I wanna go do pirate stuff.

I had to introduce someone to Blazing Saddles yesterday. How?

Use the Schwartz, Lone Starr!

If you ever say “you motherfucker” and roll your eyes at me, I understand.

I pretty much speak in song lyrics and movie lines, sorry.

Booooooo

Tacos and Doctor Who?

The tears of foosball fans sustain me.

Awake early on my day off? Dis some bullshit.

No! We will not let you go!

You will bring me TP?

Meh

Hide the rum.

Stay on topic… stay on topic.

Just took a viagra and a melatonin. For science.

Drink up, me hearties…

The darker parts of my heart that like it when someone has a bad football game are very content today.