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Drunky Swarley's Status
Get in, loser… we’re doing Jedi stuff
Apr 27, 2024comment
Think globally. Act locally.
Apr 23, 2024comment
Viva Los Bio Dome!
Apr 22, 2024comment
Sass level: Kenobi
Apr 18, 2024comment
Yes… that.
Apr 15, 2024comment
Mumms with comment approval are the refuge of a scoundrel
Apr 15, 2024comment
You don’t know the power of the drunk side.
Apr 5, 2024comment
You have the ring… and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine! Let’s see how you… handle it.
Apr 1, 2024comment
So if the bunny sees his shadow, three more days?
Mar 31, 2024comment
This is most certainly NOT the way.
Mar 27, 2024comment
The perils of being in 3D, but thinking so much differently…
Mar 21, 2024comment
Meet me in outer space…
Mar 20, 2024comment
You’re welcome
Mar 20, 2024comment
Leprechaun movies for St. Patrick’s?
Mar 16, 2024comment
Happy stab Caesar day!
Mar 15, 2024comment
Oh my god, Becky…
Mar 11, 2024comment
Racecar spelled backwards is still racecar.
Mar 8, 2024comment
Still in pirate mode.
Mar 3, 2024comment
I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request… means no.
Mar 2, 2024comment
I wanna go do pirate stuff.
Feb 24, 2024comment
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