Jurgyn's blog: "u know u want my girlfriend..."

CHiNESE PROVERBS VOL. 1 *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* You shouldn't shower with a pokemon, he might pikachu. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

CHiNESE PROVERBS VOL.2 *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wife who often put husband in doghouse, soon find him in cathouse. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Crowded elevator smell different to midget. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who goes fishing in other mans' well often catches crabs. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

MY FAVORiTE QUOTES <><><><><><><> 1. "WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET IT ON?" 2. "MY SHIT IS BANANAS..." 3. "TO PEE.....OR NOT TO PEE..." 4. "I THINK I CRAPPED MY PANTS..." 5. "YOU WANT TO PUT THAT WHERE?!!" 6. "YOU DID WHAT? TO WHO? FOR HOW MANY COOKIES?" 7. "THEY CALL IT A PERIOD...BUT IT'S MORE LIKE A COMMA..." 8. "GOTTA GO! GOTTA GO! GOTTA GO RIGHT NOW!" 9. "BRING OUT THE FRISKIES IN YOUR CAT..." 10. "SIR...JUST BECAUSE IT'S CALLED A RESTROOM, DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN NAP IN HERE..." 11. "ARE YOU A BOY OR A GIRL?......-ASK YOUR GIRLFRIEND..." 12. "HAVING A BABY CHANGES EVERYTHING....EVEN THE COLOR OF YOUR CARPET..." 13. "HE SAID HE WAS ONLY 4 INCHES...I LAUGHED UNTIL WE DID IT...THEN I CRIED.....IT WAS 4 INCHES AROUND..." 14. "MY STOMACH HURTS... -WHY? LAST NIGHT I MET THIS GUY WHO WAS REALLY TALL....WE HAD A FEW DRINKS.... AND WE FUCKED STANDING UP.....HE SAID I WAS THE TIGHTEST PUSSY HE'S EVER HAD.....-SO WHY DOES YOUR STOMACH HURT? HE WAS FUCKING MY BELLY BUTTON...." 15. "ARE YOU ON YOUR PERIOD? -NO DUMBASS!!! ........WELL THEN...YOUR A BITCH." <><><><><><><> I MADE MOST OF THESE UP....... BUT FEEL FREE TO LAUGH AT THEM ANYWAY....... YOU CAN REPOST & GIVE YOUR POSSE A CHUCKLE AND THAT 'RESTROOM' INCIDENT.....ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO ME.....

Feel me inside you making you wetter with every thrust... as i grab your thigh pushing myself deeper inside you as i cum..... flicking your nipple with my tongue.... i bite your neck as you drag your nails down my back... i slowly pull out and kiss my way to your sweet pussy... sucking and licking your wetness as i slip my finger inside you.... pushing and licking...slowly you grab my shoulder and your pillow... as your body tenses up...your pussy is so wet... like peaches 'n' cream.... i push harder as you cum.... you moan softly as your body begins to relax... and i lay next to you holding you in my arms.... as you look up at me so sweetly and we kiss... your lips are warm and salty as you pull away while biting my bottom lip....i tell you i love you and with an "i love you too baby"...you turn over with my arm over you and fall asleep....