To all the juggalos and juggalettes, im sorry but today people are "juggalos" for the wrong reasons. i am sending this out to tell you all that there a many people out there shaming our name and disgracing the family. read this and youll get what i mean
WHAT DOES NOT MAKE YOU A JUGGALO/LETTE...
1) you are NOT a juggalo if the only reason you want to be is because its "cool"
2)you are NOT a juggalo if you call EVERY JUGGALO YOU meet a jugahoe
3)you are NOT a juggalo if you think you are more "down" because you have more shirts then someone else[only have to cuz im a poor ass unlike scotts rich ass]
4)you DO NOT have to do drugs to be down
5) wearing your paint in public DOES NOT make you better than a juggalo who doesnt[but it does make old ppl stare at u funny when its 10 am and its in the middle of june]lol
6)you do NOT have to flash your tits to be a juggalette
(but if you want to I'm all for it)[chuck seconds that motion]
7)getting good grades and carring about school DOES NOT make you a juggahoe[but makes u a pretty big queer ha j/k]
8)you do NOT have to own a hatchetman charm to be more "juggalo" than someone else[them bitches be expensive and u cant never even find one on hatchetgear let alone]
9)you are ALLOWED to like other music and still be a juggalo
10) beating people up and claiming juggalo ONLY for that purpose does NOT make you a juggalo[but it is funny and nice to save on a camera]
11)claiming juggalette and being a whore beacause you think thats what juggalettes are does NOT make you a juggalette
12)just because you have 50 psychopathic cd's does NOT make you a juggalo
13)hearing ONE psychopathic song does NOT make you a juggalo
13)just because youve been to a psychopathic concert does NOT make you a juggalo
14)being a groupie DOES NOT make you a juggalette, just a band slut
15)you dont even HAVE to own ANYTHING psychopathic to be a juggalo
16)claiming juggalo around your friends and NOT around your parents/teachers/peers does NOT make you a true juggalo, just a coward
17)you CAN be a juggalo and like eminem(U gotta admit, he IS a good rapper 4 bein white)[but still pretty big queer]
18)having more juggalo friends than someone else does NOT make you more of a juggalo
19)talking about killing people does NOT make you more of a juggalo
20)and finnaly, i dont care WHO the fuck you are... if you say youve been "jumped into the juggalos" you are fuckin ignorant and dont know what the carnival is really about. getting beaten up by juggalos because they say thats what makes you down,they arent fuckin juggalos and neither are you.[very tru juggalos arnt a gang or CULT u stupid news reporters] (its is a family sum1 u kno for life will always have ur back)
21) JUGGALO IS A WAY OF LIFE **NOT** A STATE OF BEING...."FUCK W/ ONE U FUCK W/ ALL OF US!!!!..."[JUGGALOS WILL NEVER DIE ALONE]
22.) not every FEMALE Juggalo wants to be called a Juggalette
23.) And last but not least, Just because and juggalo or juggalette joins the military and doesnt say say FUCK THE GOVERNMENT does NOT mean that they've dropped the hatchet it only means that they are trying to do something they want to do for their future.
re-post this as "TRU JUGGALOS/JUGGALETTES?" if ur pissed off at these lil people trying to prove thier tha shit whn thay no NOTHING so whn u prove the're wrong, they cram their own foots up they ASS