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50 Year Old · Female · From Chandler, AZ · Invited by: brattysworld · Joined on December 8, 2008 · Born on January 6th
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50 Year Old · Female · From Chandler, AZ · Invited by: brattysworld · Joined on December 8, 2008 · Born on January 6th
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You ooze sensuality and lust!
You're down for anything, as long as it celebrates the natural body.
You're a master at giving head - and as long as it feels good, you'll do it.
Even your lover's nastiest fantasy!


Taurus, you draw your intense sexuality from the earth.
You are strongly built - like a Greek or Roman nude.
Your sign is ruled by the planet Venus - giving you a lusty appetite for sex.


Sexually, you favor the strong, silent type - someone as comfortable in the rugged outdoors as you are.
Intellectual, geeky types don't appeal to you at all.


Your home and surroundings are very imporant to you - it's always your place, not their's.
While you'd never do a hotel fling, you'll have sex outdoors (beach, grass, whatever) - as long as there is some privacy.


You are very oral - a master at oral sex.
You love your lover to climax in your mouth.
You love any and every kind of foreplay...
and you'll do anything as long as it feels good.
You are more pleasure-oriented than excitement-oriented.


As for weird sexual practices, you are fixed in your likes and dislikes
And you are are anything BUT conventional.
Your basic, carnal nature leads you to engage frequently in oral and anal sex.
Why, you've even been known to give your partner a golden shower on occasion!







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50 Year Old · Female · From Chandler, AZ · Invited by: brattysworld · Joined on December 8, 2008 · Born on January 6th
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A little girl went
> to her bedroom and pulled a glass jelly jar from its hiding place in the closet.
>
>
> She poured the change out on the floor and counted it carefully. Three
> times, even The total had to be exactly perfect. No chance here for mistakes.
>
>
> Carefully placing the coins back in the jar and twisting on the cap, she
> slipped out the back door and made her way 6 blocks to Rexall's Drug Store with
> the big red Indian Chief sign above the door.
>
> She waited patiently for
> the pharmacist to give her some attention, but he was too busy at this moment.
> Tess twisted her feet to make a scuffing noise. Nothing. She cleared her throat
> with the most disgusting sound she could muster. No good. Finally she took a
> quarter from her jar and banged it on the glass counter. That did it!
>
>
> 'And what do you want?' the pharmacist asked in an annoyed tone of
> voice. I'm talking to my brother from Chicago whom I haven't seen in ages,' he
> said without waiting for a reply to his question.
>
> 'Well, I want to talk
> to you about my brother,' Tess answered back in the same annoyed tone. 'He's
> really, really sick...and I want to buy a miracle.'
>
> 'I beg your pardon?'
> said the pharmacist.
>
> 'His name is Andrew and he has something bad
> growing inside his head and my Daddy says only a miracle can save him now. So how
> much does a miracle cost?'
>
> 'We don't sell miracles here, little girl.
> I'm sorry but I can't help you,' the pharmacist said, softening a little.
>
>
> 'Listen, I have the money to pay for it. If it isn't enough, I will get
> the rest. Just tell me how much it costs.'
>
> The pharmacist's brother was
> a well dressed man. He stooped down and asked the little girl, 'What kind of a
> miracle does your brother need?'
>
> ' I don't know,' Tess replied with her
> eyes welling up. I just know he's really sick and Mommy says he needs an
> operation. But my Daddy can't pay for it, so I want to use my money.'
>
>
> 'How much do you have?' asked the man from Chicago
>
> 'One dollar
> and eleven cents,' Tess answered barely audibly.
>
> 'And it's all the money
> I have, but I can get some more if I need to.'
>
> 'Well, what a
> coincidence,' smiled the man. 'A dollar and eleven cents---the exact price of a
> miracle for little brothers. '
>
> He took her money in one hand and with
> the other hand he grasped her mitten and said 'Take me to where you live I want
> to see your brother and meet your parents. Let's see if I have the miracle you
> need.'
>
> That well dressed man was Dr. Carlton Armstrong, a surgeon,
> specializing in neuro-surgery. The operation was completed free of charge and it
> wasn't long until Andrew was home again and doing well.
>
> Mom and Dad were
> happily talking about the chain of events that had led them to this place.
>
>
> 'That surgery,' her Mom whispered. 'was a real miracle. I wonder how
> much it would have cost?'
>
> Tess smiled. She knew exactly how much a
> miracle cost..one dollar and eleven cents....plus the faith of a little child.
>
>
> In our lives, we never know how many miracles we will need.
>
> A
> miracle is not the suspension of natural law, but the operation of a higher law.
> I know you'll keep the ball moving!
>
> Here it goes. Throw it back to
> someone who means something to you!
>
> A ball is a circle, no beginning, no
> end. It keeps us together like our Circle of Friends. But the treasure inside
> for you to see is the treasure of friendship you've granted to me.
>
> Today
> I pass the friendship ball to you.
>
> Pass it on to someone who is a friend
> to you.
>
> MY OATH TO YOU...
>
> When you are sad.....I will dry your
> tears.
>
> When you are scared.....I will comfort your fears.
>
> When you are worried.....I will give you hope.
>
> When you are confused......I
> will help you cope.
>
> And when you are lost..And can't see the light, I
> shall be your beacon....Shining ever so bright.
>
> This is my oath.....I
> pledge till the end.
>
> Why you may ask?......Because you're my friend.
>
>
> Signed: ** DREA **

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