MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE
NICKNAMES If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.
EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50.. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
SO, send this to the women who have a sense of humor and who can handle it .....And to the men who will enjoy reading it |
It feels like the diagnosis of terminal Cancer. To know that no matter how hard you work to avoid it, you aren't immune! I don't know if I will lose my car yet, but if I do that means I'll also lose my job.
Its been awhile since my last blog. I wish I had something better to write about.
My job has me going nuts!
Last month I drove over 6000 KM's between a few places going to work and back. I managed to have a near record month for sales, and although that makes me happy. I do have to pay for all my travel, food, hotels.... when I go to work. I can claim it all as write off's but still it doesn't help me today.
So, today I'm at the office submitting business and I find out one piece got held and I'l not be paid on it until next week. so today I got paid under 300 dollers, but my rent is 460. My last trip was more expensive than I thought and I spend more on it that I ultimately made from going out there. My old job has me on staff again which is nice so yesterday I went and gave an old guy a bath. Saturday I'll do a 12 hr over nighter to take care of another elderly man. next week i'll have a truck load of cash coming, in, but its feast or famine.
I collect food for the food bank with my job but over the past several months I end up eating the food because i just don't make enough to survive. I spent over 1,000 this month just doing my job and I only took in 1,800 in total, so not I'm struggling with my rent, have two credit cards up my ass, my cell bill is over 200 again and my house phone is about to be cut off.... again! :(
Things are improving though, slugging my way slowly out of the shit I"m in, but I feel ike a professional gambler when I go to work and its scary. I like sure bets....like go to work get paid.....not..... drive 10 hours each way see 20 families in two days and pray that 2 of them buy from you so you'll break even,then pray 2 more will buy so i'll make a profit for going out there.
Fuck i"m just losing my damn mind :(
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Has anybody heard about American Income Life? I'm just wondering what your thoughts are on them.
They do benefits for Union workers, like accicent and sickness stuff and life insurance.
Does anybody here work for or know of em?
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