1. Depend on yourself, others will most likely let you down.
2. Be careful of false hopes, those who deceive you will make you feel used.
3. Keep your promises, they are to remain true as you are true to yourself.
4. If you feel a draft, if you are not wearing a kilt, look for holes.
5. Life's a stage, enjoy the hell out of it before the curtain drops.
6. If you love, remain true to that love.
7. Pleasing your partner, pleases you. -everyone needs a little give & take-
8. When drinking Loki, watch on how many shots you take.
9. Always protect your heart, you may be strong but, the heart is fragile.
10. When auto fails, manual will never let you down.
11. If it bites, bite back.
12. Squirrels are greedy bastards.
13. If your face is getting to hot, move the torch.
14. Liquid latex is fun!
15. Drunk traps must always be placed.
16. Dreams & hopes can easily be shattered, be careful how you treat others.
17. Don't lie to yourself. (ex. don't say that you love unconditionally, it's more work than you bargain for if you can hold your end up.)
18. No sticking objects in light sockets.
19. Fruit cake will out live you.
20. If you put your trust in someone, don't control their lives.
21. Hold on tight that is true to your heart, let them fly when following their heart.
22. OK, Someone actually frazed this right. LoL I have to add this quote from "Juno" in, due to it being true to how I feel.
"Look, in my opinion the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what-have-you. The right person is still going to think the sun shines out of your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with."
