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Top 15 Pick Up Lines Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? Look at the tag on their shirt and say, "Just as I thought, made in heaven." Do you have a map,? I just got lost in your eyes. Can I have a band-aid? I scraped my knees when I fell for you. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want! I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away. Kiss me if I'm wrong, but don't I know you? Does my tongue taste funny? Excuse me, are your intials M&M? Cause you look so good I bet you'd melt in my mouth. The word of the day is legs. Let's go to my place and spread the word! I hear kissing is the language of love. Dare to indulge in a little conversation? Your name MUST be Campbell's... 'cause you are mmm mmm good! Your body's name must be VISA, because you are everywhere I want to be. If you were a hamburger at McDonald's, you'd be a McGorgeous. I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I can sure make your Bedrock.

Have fun with this sex quiz..Plz reply) post date: 2007-01-08 14:22:57 views: 24 comments: 2 ratings: 0 Name: Age: Current Location: Eye/Hair Color: Height: Ethnicity: Sexual Orientation: Size of penis/breast: WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX? Age: Eye/Hair: Height: Ethnicity: Body Type: What's your favorite part of a guys/gals body? EASY QUESTIONS: What kind of underwear are you wearing? Have you ever given/received a lap dance? Ever watch a porno? Ever made someone think you were gonna have sex but didn't? Are you into ass smacking? Are you a Virgin? When did you lose it? How was your first time? If you had a choice would you have stayed a virgin longer? Are you an easy O or hard O? Ever meet someone off the Internet for sex? How many dates does it take to get into your pants? Do you like dirty talk? (girls) Does size matter? (girls) What's the biggest you had? Smallest? How do you wear your pubic hair? How do you like your partners public hair done? What is your favorite birth control The pill? Ever have sex without a condom? Ever been in a one night stand? If so, how many? A LITTLE DEEPER How many sex partners have you had? How many oral sex partners? How many anal? What kind of sex do you prefer? Ever have sex with the person of the same sex? If so, How many times? What is your favorite position? Can you usually make your partner cum? (girls) On what part of your body do you want guys to cum? (guys) What is your prefer body part on which to cum? How old is the oldest person you had sex with? Youngest? How much sex have you had in the post month? Week? Day? How long can you go without sex before you start going crazy? Do you enjoy going down on your partner? (girls) Do you swallow? (guys) Does swallowing really matter? NAUGHTY ZONE Ever have a 3 some? What kind? How did it happen? Ever been with more than 2 guys/girls at the same time? How many dudes/gals? How did it happen? Ever have sex with another couple? Ever been video taped or photo graphed during sex? Ever been involved in a double penetration? Been tied up? Ever Paid or taken money for sex? Ever have sex in Public? If so, where? What is your sexual fantasy? Who do you think about when you masturbate? Own any sexy toys, what kind? Do you want me to send you my answers?

Ok this is my second blog about this!!! While scanning profiles, I find myself over here about to fall off of my chair at some of the pictures people post!!!Models..Models..Models...C'mon people!!! Don't ever want someones acceptance so bad that you try to be someone other than who you are...Be yourself, its the only way to be. Those who dont like you for who you are arent worth your time neways!!! :-)!!