Things Guys Should Know About Girls (my comments are in parenthesis)
1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out. (tis quite true)
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you
enjoy listening. (lol again so true)
3. Don't say you understand when you don't.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's
like. (AMEN!!!!!)
6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook;
doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
7. If you talk about having a big dick; we know you don't. (those who feel the need to brag apparently have to, those who don't brag don't have to)
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that
want relationships.
9. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us. (not quite true for me.....i'm a music gal so anything that plays music loudly and sounds amazing i'll like)
11. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe. (thats not always true for me...i know lots of ex's that were sweet it just didnt work out lol)
12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't,
apologize.
14. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it.
15. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.
16. We are DrAmA queens. (ok I'll admit it i am at times...but mostly I'm just one of the guys)
17. Fashion police do exist. (oh god i hope not...I'd be screwed if they did)
18. Don't ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it.
19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car
systems, paint ball, or anything else you and your friends talk about. (i like monster trucks)
20. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times. ( i luffs huggs and kisses)
21. We don't shave our legs everyday so get over it.
22. Don't make bets about us; we always find out.
23. Shave; no matter how cool you think your goatee or
beard or mustache looks, we hate it.
24. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit
other strange gases from your body, it is not. (i dunno i burp alot with my friends and we think it's funny)
25. Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's;
hers are fake, just remember that.
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets. (agreed...really not cool...maybe funny to shoot gobstoppers as a joke...stephanie did that)
27. We are beautiful at all times.
28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell
us we aren't.
29. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big
fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why
the hell can't you piss in the toilet and not on it.
30. Most importantly: we are always right; so don't
forget it.
