AQUARIUS - Jan 21 - Feb 19
Ruling Planet: URANUS. The God of unexpected sexual twists and turns
Aquarians make much better friends than lovers, but when a typical
Aquarian gets some bang-bang, it's more an intellectual experience
than an emotional one. Looks aren't important to Aquarians in a
relationship, it's the mind and spirit of a lover that turns Aquarius
on. They are very entertaining in bed and are probably the most
inventive of all the signs. Mental stimulation is more important to
them than physical, which means that pornography gets them hot!
Aquarians are impatient and like sex to be fast and satisfying. They
are very particular about hygiene and contraception and sleeping
around holds little interest for them.
FAVE POSITION : Mutual masturbation.
BEST SEX TOY: A Dildo. Whether gay, straight, male or female,
Aquarians will have some fun with this.
AQUARIUS FEMALE IN BED
She's looking for a lover who will be upfront with her, but until she
finds him, she will make do with whoever is available. LOVE freaks
her out. She likes keeping her emotions under tight control and may
come across as cold, but she's just protecting herself.
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON AQUARIUS
Lie down as if you are top and tailing and gently tickle and stroke
the ankles and the calves. Don't tickle for giggles, but tease. After
awhile, do the same with your tongue. Lick up, down and all around.
Anywhere above the foot and below the knee is fair game. Lightly nip
the ankle of your Aquarian, they may laugh, but it's not laughter
from tickles, it's a release of tension that will most definitely
lead to some action!
PISCES - Feb 20 - March 20
Ruling Planet: NEPTUNE
The God in charge of delicious dreams, dangerous deceptions and
sexual fantasies
Sexually speaking, Pisces is putty in your hands. Anything you want,
anything, is only a question away. If you're looking for someone who
will go the extra mile to discover all your secret moan zones, then
Pisces is for you! When a typical Piscean makes out, it's an act of
romance rather than pure pleasure. Pisces is the sign of love itself.
They are so romantic and want satin sheets and candles, poetry and a
full moon. Music also gets them in the mood.
One of their least appetizing traits is their ability to become very,
very jealous. Sometimes they are so scared of losing the fairy-tale
romance that they ruin the happy ending themselves.
FAVE POSITION : Pisces is all about Oral affections!
BEST SEX TOY: A copy of the Kama Sutra, since your fish is into
almost anything
PISCES FEMALE IN BED
She needs romance. It's the very air that she breathes. She needs to
be held gently and whispered sweet nothings to but when it comes to
between the sheets action, she's never happy doing the same ol', same
ol' when she knows there are more exciting options at hand.
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON PISCES
The Pisces Zesty-zone is their feet! If you want to make Pisces your
Love Slave, start with a warm, scented footbath and soak their feet
for 10 minutes. Then sit in front of them, cross-legged, and rub
their feet firmly through the water. Use kneading motions that run
from their ankles to the tips of their toes. After 5 minutes, get a
scrub brush and clean their tootsies with lots of TLC, dry them off
and lightly massage peppermint oil all over their feet, paying close
attention to between their toes. Pisces REALLY gets off on this! Once
oiled up, gently kiss each toe, one by one. Then let your tongue take
over and you're in baby!!!
ARIES - March 21-April 20
Ruling Planet: MARS
The bonk now/think later God of War, aggression and action!
Sexually, Aries is an explosion waiting to happen! The excitement is
often in the chase more than the actual conquest though and while
they may appear to want to dominate, they do not want a submissive
partner. Routine brings boredom to sex for Aries, so if you're only
comfortable with the missionary position, go for another sign, but if
you like forceful personalities and enjoy pretending you're a human
wistie, then you've found paradise with an Aries.
FAVE POSITION : Always on top and always in charge
BEST SEX TOY: Handcuffs! Like I said, Aries likes to take charge!
ARIES FEMALE IN BED
She views sex as more of a physical act than something from a soppy
romance novel. If you're a bored exec and want to find out what it's
like to be treated like a piece of meat, then go for a one night
stand with an Aries chick. She'll be gone before you wake up and may
not remember your namethe next time you meet. She's got a touch of
KINK to her personality so don't get freaked out when she talks dirty
or puts you over her knee for a spanking. She's all woman, but are
you man enough to handle her?
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON ARIES: If you want to seduce an Aries,
running your fingers through their hair is an awesome starting point!
And licking and nibbling around their face or neck will get them
going too! Just be careful to keep your saliva at bay. Drool is not
cool!
TAURUS - April 21 - May 21
Ruling Planet: VENUS
The Goddess in charge of love, beauty and sex
Taureans are ahead of the game when it comes to love coz they are
ruled by VENUS, the planet of Love! Taurus has all the qualities a
lover desires, including sensuality, loyalty and faithfulness. When a
typical Taurus makes love, it's the most physical and natural
pleasure in the world. They believe the romantic approach to sex
almost always pays off so they will happily cook dinner, buyflowers,
and light candles for someone they wanna bang. They don't like to
rush things and take everything, including sex, slowly.
FAVE POSITION : The one Taurus enjoys most is the Missionary. Some
may say this is so unadventurous, but Taurus is very practical and
this is the most comfortable.
BEST SEX TOY: A battery powered "erotic massager"
TAURUS FEMALE IN BED
She is great at back massages and sex in general. She makes an art of
lovemaking.Just kissing her can bring some men to the big "O". Her
touch is gentle and tender, it excites and caresses and when in the
mood, she too can go for hours at a time, days on end.
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON TAURUS
There's nothing Taurus enjoys more than having their neck kissed and
their earlobes nibbled.Light, feathery caresses up and down the neck
followed by gentle licks, no biting, will make a female writhe with
delight and a male stand at attention within seconds.
GEMINI - May 22 - June 21
Ruling Planet: MERCURY
The swiftest God in the skies, who also happens to be in charge of
ultr-extreme raunchy talk
Talking about sex is Gemini's favourite hobby and doing it comes a
close second.Gemini' s love flirting and lap up attention from the
opposite sex, but sometimes that's all they're looking for.They need
a lot of variety when it comes to sex - dirty weekends away, a
quickie in a shop doorway, serious groping under the table at a fancy
restaurant. A lot of Gemini's are bisexual too and can often be drawn
to those of the same sex.
FAVE POSITION : As long as it's different every time, they're not
fussy, but if they must choose, it's that naughty number right after
68, since they can come up for air if they need to.
BEST SEX TOY: Any illustrated book about kinky sex, so Gemini can
pick up some wild, new ideas
GEMINI FEMALE IN BED
She is more interested in IQ than private parts. If she can't respect
the intellect, then satisfaction is not possiblefor her. She may
sleep around forever and never find her true love and she is not the
most faithful of the signs. She likes sex on the run, in an airplane
toilet, in the storeroom at work, in the backseat of a car..
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON GEMINI
Focus on the shoulders, arms and legs of a Gemini and you're headed
for the good books. They love a good massage and their hands are so
sensitive that even having their fingernails played with sends
shivers up their spine! Kiss up and down each of your Gemini's arms,
sneak in a few licks, nips and nibbles. If you get one or two yelps,
then you know you're doing something right.then, move onto the
fingers, slowly kiss, lick, nip and nibble each fingertip, then pull
out the killer move - suck on each finger, slowly, as if it's a
lollipop. I'll almost offer a money back guarantee on this one
working!
CANCER - June 22 - July 23
Ruling Planet: THE MOON
Which isn't a planet at all but the satellite responsible for this
water sign's many mood swings!
Love and sex go together for Cancer. They need to feel secure in love
before they can relax in sex and Cancer often feels a little bit
guilty after doing the deed because they usually associate sex with
babies, especially the women, who either get pregnant at the drop of
a hat or take longer than usual. All Cancers WANT to be parents!
Cancers become sexually excited when they feel secure. They are
turned on by home cooked meals and partners who love kids. In so many
ways, Cancer is the dream partner!
FAVE POSITION: Any position that's comfortable and involves Cancer
lying flat on their back with all their sensitive areas exposed!
BEST SEX TOY: A drink or joint that will relax the overly-cautious
crab!
CANCER FEMALE IN BED
She oozes sexiness and is born to mate!! Compliments and kissing will
win her over, so as you're nibbling on her ear, whisper "you're so
beautiful" to get her quivering. Perhaps the Vincent (Big Brother)
growl would work on a Cancer woman?
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON CANCER
Concentrate on the breasts and pecs of Cancer to really get them
going.Start by kissing and brushing up against them. Licking the
Cancer female's nipple through her top will excite her, but
don't 'dive right in' coz you're likely to scare her. It's the
complete opposite for the Cancer male who will LOVE it if you get
straight to the point. Squeeze his pecs and bite his bod and you'll
have him bouncing off the walls in no time!
LEO - July 24 - August 23
Ruling Planet: THE SUN
Which isn't a planet at all, but a star, and just like Leo's opinion
of themselves, it's the centre of our solar system!
Leos can be very 'into themselves' when they bonk. It's not that they
don't make their partner feel special, it's just that they often
forget about them as they secretlyhigh- five themselves for scoring
again! Leo does actually want more from a partner than just sex
though. Leo wants love and friendship too. They can be very romantic,
but when they get into bed, it's not an experience they're about to
have, it's a show! They like to perform... and they take requests!
"Doing it" is the ultimate stress buster for Leo and they are pretty
damn good at it, but they need constant praise for their outstanding
performance.
FAVE POSITION : Receiving 'oral affections', since Leo is all about
getting serviced!
BEST SEX TOY: A camera, or a game of Strip Poker will get the cat
purring. or perhaps you can use them both together!
LEO FEMALE IN BED
You are elegant and sexy without even trying. Men love you and women
want to be you. You like to play cat and mouse with men and command
respect. In bed, you are a real panther and can scare the pants off
most men. You adore raw sex, so your partner should go with you and
enjoy it. You're a once in a lifetime experience!
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON LEO
A Leo's 'moan zone' is his or her back. First of all, ask your Leo to
roll onto his/her tummy. Start with a gentle scratch that runs from
the top of the ass to the base of the skull.
I'm not talking about tender tickles or a tantalizing tease - I mean
a REAL back scratch, coz if there's one thing cats love, it's a
scratch! After a minute or so, get out the massage oil and spill it
into a snakey pattern on Leo's back. Then rub all over. Keep doing
this until you know Leo is ready to roll over. If they start falling
asleep, give them a gentle prod in a delicate place! Once Leo is
ready to roll over, don't let them! Leo will be excited by your
control. YOU decide when it's time to 'flip your feline' over and get
into the good stuff!
VIRGO - August 24 - September 23
Ruling Planet: Mercury
The God in charge of intellect and speed. but don't worry because
Virgo likes to take their time in the sack!!
Virgos have two sides to their personality. The Virgin and the Vixen.
They may want you to THINK they are all sweet and virginal, but they
are definitely NOT!However, Virgos are looking for a long term
partner, not a one night stand or an affair! They tend to seduce with
finesse, charm and sublety so you may not even realize you're being
lured by a Virgo!! Once Virgo has been in a relationship for awhile,
they get engrossed in housework and things like that, which can cause
a serious dip in libido. Do NOT let this happen! They are definitely
more of a "can we cuddle instead" sign that a 'let's get it on!' one
when committed.
FAVE POSITION: Almost anything, as long as it involves eye contact!
BEST SEX TOY: It's more of a game. Write down five wild sex acts and
put them in a bowl. Get Virgo to pick one out at random, and then do
what you're told!! Virgo LOVES spontaneous sexuality!
VIRGO FEMALE IN BED
You are hardworking and careful about your appearance, but you really
do fantasize about getting down and dirty! You are a secret romantic
and crave the perfect lover. Since the perfect lover doesn't exist,
you'll take what you can get! You are quite insecure and need a
partner who will adore you. You have strong passion beneath that
practical exterior and are just waiting for someone to unearth it!
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON VIRGO
Virgo's have a VERY sexually sensitive tummy!! If you wanna make them
putty in your hands, stroke, lick and kiss their stomach!! The area
from the bellybutton DOWN! Once you have them squirming, you can have
anything you want!! Just remember to keep one hand on their tummy at
all times!!
LIBRA - September 24 - October 23
Ruling Planet: Venus - The planet in charge of beauty, love peace,
and stirring sensuality
Libra is one of the sexiest signs in the zodiac, but if Libra can't
get what they want from one lover, they will opt for two! They are
notorious for having double standards in that situation too. They'll
look you in the eye and say "never cheat on me, coz I would never do
it to you", even when they have a hot night of passion planned with
someone else! Librans are more turned on 'giving' than 'receiving'.
They have a big heart and are the least selfish sign of the Zodiac.
Libras are not very open about their thoughts or fantasies. They'd
rather say nothing than tell the truth and offend or embarrass you.
In bed, it takes a while for them to be comfortable enough to tell
you exactly what they want.
FAVE POSITION: As long as they are lying down, they're happy!
BEST SEX TOY: K.Y. Jelly. I will say no more!
LIBRA FEMALE IN BED
The only thing that separates Libra men and women is what's between
their legs!Libra girl wants a strong man who understands that she
needs her individuality and freedom. She is turned off by burping,
farting, and bad breath. Good personal hygiene is crucial if you want
to get to 2nd base.Librans are very good at lying to get their own
way. When your Libra girl groans in bed, look into her eyes to make
sure she's not 'faking it'.
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON LIBRA
Libra's Love Zone is their lower back and butt, so please, squeeze
and pat your Libra's butt whenever you get a chance. When you're
kissing, reach under his or her top and stroke the lower part of
their back, starting in the middle and working your way down to their
butt. Take your time and be gentle! To really drive your Libra wild?
Have you ever heard of the term 'Rimming'??? Does it surprise you
that a high percentage of Libras are gay?
SCORPIO - October 24 - November 22
Ruling Planet: PLUTO, The Roman God of the dead, beginnings and
endings. Which basically means that Scorpios add novel differences to
any relationship.
Scorpios are very possessive. They will tense up if you even LOOK at
another hottie across the room.But they can be relied on to always be
there for you if you need them. You may never really know what your
Scorpio is thinking though, because to them, Knowledge is power
and they are very good at putting on a straight face to cover up any
emotion they are feeling. Scorpios love sex. The dirtier, the better.
Get them excited by revealing your filthiest fantasy and offering to
act it out.
FAVE POSITION: Anything, as long as it involves dominating your ass.
BEST SEX TOY: Ben Wah Balls for the girls, and a Riding Crop for the
boys
SCORPIO FEMALE IN BED
She may look like a quiet, shy girl, but in bed she is NOT! She is a
wildly passionate woman, who is DYNAMO is the bedroom. Just don't
piss her off either, coz she can be more vengeful than a Scorpio man,
and she has no problem causing a scene! Don't talk about other women,
or play hard to get, because she will get u back, and it's a game of
one-upmanship you will never win.
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON SCORPIO
Since this is one of the horniest signs, it makes sense that their
moan zone is between their legs! Then again, their big head (or their
mind) is just as easy to turn on. Talking dirty and teasing your
Scorpio will get them ready and randy in a flash!! Without getting
too graphic, the magic words for today are RUB, RUB, RUB.
SAGITTARIUS - November 23 - December 22
Ruling Planet: JUPITER, God of money, luck and good times between the
sheets.
Sagos are playful, laid back and oh-so fun to party with. They are
wild, and may be the BADDEST party people you ever meet! One thing to
be wary of is that Sagos like to talk BULLSHIT! Don't believe
everything they tell you because they are kings at 'talking it
up'.Sagos probably make better friends than lovers, but if you happen
to score a one-nighter with them,be prepared to do stuff you've NEVER
done before!Sagos are spontaneous and adventurous and most have
probably been caught doing it somewhere public.
When they find the right lover, they will give it 100% as long as the
commitment is returned.
FAVE POSITION: They are up for anything. Quality AND Quantity.
BEST SEX TOY: Handwrite a sexual fantasy of yours and leave it on
their pillow. You'll be surprised at what happens next!
SAGITTARIAN FEMALE IN BED
The Sago woman is a handful! She changes her mind more often than she
shaves her armpits, is blunt, oversensitive and takes offense at the
strangest things. She's adventurous in the bedroom and also has no
problems cheating if her needs are not fulfilled. But can u handle
her open-minded sexuality?She will hide her emotions from you, but
don't make the mistake of hiding yours from her. She's looking for
someone she can trust 100%, but is quite hypocritical since she can
be very untrustworthy herself.
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON SAGITTARIUS
Hips and thighs are extremely sensual for a Sago, so concentrate on
massaging and stroking that area and the place in between! Don't be
afraid to ask your Sago if you're doing it right coz they would LOVE
to tell you! The best way to get them going is to grope their inner
thigh in a public place!
CAPRICORN - December 23 - January 20
Ruling Planet: SATURN - The God who oversees time, discipline and
dedication, which means Capricorn can go the distance - with major
staying power - in bed and beyond!!
Capricorns are very good at hiding their emotions, so it's often hard
to tell when they are truly, deeply in love. If you have a load of
cash, you can almost bet on admiration from a Capricorn because the
goat is turned on by money. Like I said before, Capricorn has great
sexual stamina and the ability to go all night if they want to!
FAVE POSITION: Spooning! Goat boys and girls love to take, or be
taken from behind.
BEST SEX TOY: An office desk to "bond" on, or an erotic video will
loosen up the randy goat.
CAPRICORN FEMALE IN BED
She is strong and confident and likes to run the show! She's a tough
nut to crack but once inside her shell, she's as sweet as caramel.
Her fave position may be missionary, but she seeks excitement in new
locations, so experiment with different venues to keep it
interesting.
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON CAPRICORN
Capricorns are the most anal signs of the zodiac, so buttering them
up will take a bit of effort. Believe it or not, their erotic area is
the knees! Lightly stroke their legs, paying close attention to the
knee region. Licking, kissing, and nibbling the area will get them
squirming.
