The Kings Of Caveman Nation
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Joined on December 10, 2007
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Born on January 1st
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Born on January 1st
NEW MUSIC COMING SOON!
The Kings of Caveman Nation are currently in studio recording their latest album and are about to release new music.
To hear full samples, go to www.TheKingsOfCavemanNation.com
When the new cave tunes are ready for release, they will appear in the "Hooka Player" below where you will be able to stream them and purchase copies!
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The Legend of........ "THE KINGS OF CAVEMAN NATION"
After a near fatal dinosaur attack, three embattled cavemen enter a strange metal craft that appears on the horizon, landing in the valley below. Bright buttons and flashing dash lights prove to be irresistible playthings. Their curiosity accidentally launches the craft and the caveman experience a long frozen journey through space.
With the help of a twisted form of divine intervention, they eventually crash in Africa in the year 1955.
They find themselves a long, long way from home indeed, visiting with peoples who teach them tribal dress, traditions and music. Never had they seen such fascinating dress or heard such mesmerizing and magical sounds.
It is while visiting these tribes that the lost cavemen are given the names Hungtulo, Melotu and Rhoot.
In time they make their way to America, learning the language and ways of the new world from what they see on television and magazines.
Yes, this new world holds many strange wonders for them. Is this even the same planet they once knew? No one is sure. The technologies, culture and modern ways are all foreign and confusing to the cavemen. The women are typically less hairy than they remembered. How will they stay warm at night?
As the cavemen strive to adapt, they embrace their new tribal musical roots, combining it with progressive rock.
With guitars at their sides, they manage to trip their way clumsily through the modern world, never quite seeming to fit in, but are pleased to discover that the caveman culture seems to be alive and well in the new world. Cavemen appear to still exist here and there. They see them in the streets and on TV. Hungtulo, Melotu and Rhoot discover that they are not alone after all.
They are three ancient men who rode the metal beast from the past into our modern time.
They champion the cause of all cavemen who still exist today, fighting for their rights and giving them a nation on earth to call their own.
They are super sexy and it can't be helped, so they make no apologies for that.
They are "The Kings of Caveman Nation!"
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