Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up in
>Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got
>caught in a terrible blizzard.
>
>They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who
>answered the door if they could spend the night. "I realize it's terrible
>weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently
>widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid neighbors will talk if I let you
>stay in my house."
>
>Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And
if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."
>The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and
>settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on
>their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
>
>About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an
>Attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally
>determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he
>had met on the ski weekend.
>
>He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that
>Good-looking widow from....."
>
>"Yes, I do"
>
>"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the
>house and pay her a visit?"
>
>"Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I have to
>
>admit that I did."
>
>"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"
>
>Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I
>did.
>
>Why do you ask?"
>
>"She just died and left me everything."
