The
Urinal Is Too High!
A group of 2nd, 3rd and 4th graders, accompanied by
two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack (Churchill
Downs) to learn about thoroughbred horses.
When it was time to take the
childr en to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one
teacher and the boys would go with the other.
The teacher assigned to
the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and
told her that none of them could reach the urinal.
Having no choice, she
went inside, helped the boys with their pants,and began hoisting the little boys
up one by one holding onto their wee wees to direct the flow. As she lifted one,
she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed.
Trying
not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, 'You must be in the 4th.'
'No, ma'am, ' he replied. 'I'm the jockey riding Silver Arrow in the
seventh.'
