The Pussycat Song
My pussycat was scratching out on the front door
Scratched so long, poor pussy got sore
Sore pussy!
Sore
pussy
Just a friendly little cat!
My pussycat was sitting out on the front step
Sat so long it started to rain, poor pussy got wet
Wet pussy!
Sore
wet...pussy
Just a friendly little cat!
My pussycat was playing out on the back lot
Played so long, poor pussy got hot
Hot pussy!
Sore
wet
hot
pussy
Just a friendly little cat!
I left my bottle of whiskey out last
My pussycat drank it and got real tight
Tight pussy!
Sore
wet
hot
tight
pussy
Just a friendly little cat!
My pussycat was rocking in the rocking chair
Rocked so long, he lost his hair
Bald pussy!
Sore
wet
hot
tight
bald
pussy
Just a friendly little cat!
My neighbor and I are at the clothesline
I said to my neighbor, Wont you look at mine?
My pussy!
Sore
wet
hot
tight
bald
pussy
Just a friendly little cat!
My neighbor stole my kitty, but I did see
I said to my neighbor, Set my pussy free!
Free pussy!
Sore
wet
hot
tight
bald
free
pussy
Just a friendly little cat!
Here kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
Aww, nice pussy!
(meow)