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the old cowboy
created @ 09/23/2010 05:46 pm
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The old cowboy

One Sunday morning, an old cowboy entered a church just before services were to begin . Although the old man and his clothes were spotlessly clean, he wore jeans, a denim shirt and boots that were worn and ragged . In his hand he carried a worn-out old hat and an equally worn, dog-eared Bible .

The church he entered was in a very upscale and exclusive part of the city . It was the largest and most beautiful church the old cowboy had ever seen . The people of the congregation were all dressed with expensive clothes and fine jewelry . As the cowboy took a seat, the others moved away from him . No one greeted, spoke to, or welcomed him . They were all appalled by his appearance and did not attempt to hide it .

As the old cowboy was leaving the church, the preacher approached him and asked the cowboy to do him a favor . "Before you come back in here again, have a talk with God and ask him what he thinks would be appropriate attire for worship in church . " The old cowboy assured the preacher he would .

The next Sunday, he showed back up for the services wearing the same ragged jeans, shirt, boots, and hat . Once again he was completely shunned and ignored . The preacher approached the cowboy and said, "I thought I asked you to speak to God before you came back to our church . "

"I did," replied the old cowboy . "And what was his reply?" asked the preacher .

"Well, sir, God told me that he didn't have a clue what I should wear . He said he'd never been in this church . "



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