I just had fun with a random IM......
Him: hey gorgeous
Me: howdy hoo
Him: whatcha doing
Me: playing online
him: oh got toys
Me: yup i gots lots
Him: superb :D wanna share what you're doing with me
Me: well barbie is smacking ken right now:/
Him: wtf who?
Me: barbie you dumbo like barbie doll:/
Him: i mean the other toys babe
Me: oooh i got a train set:D is that what you mean?
Him: Um whats your asl?
Me: whats a asl?
Him: Your age?
Me: Oh im 12:D
Him: omfg you're kidding me right?
Me: no:/ would you like to talk to my daD:/
Him: Him has now logged out your session has ended.