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Do you really care about the environment?: I little bit, but not nutcase
Have you ever parked in a handicapped spot?: nope, gramma woulda killed me
Have you ever driven in a carpool lane while alone in your car?: dont have a carpool lane
Did you ever fake it in bed?: hard to believe for a guy but, YES
Do you believe you are better looking than all of your friends?: most of em, but not all, im avg.
Have you ever exaggerated the number of women/men you slept with?: nope, cant remember em all
Do you owe a friend money that you have no intention of paying back?: no but he owes me , bastard
If you saw your friend’s spouse with another woman/man would you tell them?: evenetually, would give my friend the chance to be honest first
Are you more comfortable around friends that are not as attractive as you? nope, but im not less comfortable either
Do you think you are smarter than your girlfriend/boyfriend?: dont have one
Have you ever thought that your parents would be better off divorced?: I dont have to think about it, I KNOW they would be, but they wont get one.
Do you think that you are smarter than your parents? in some ways yes, some ways no
Did you ever throw a party at your parents’ house without their knowledge?: of course, who hasnt? lol
Do you think your parents did a good job raising you?: yes, very much so
Do you like your mother more than your father?: god, no lol
Do you believe your parents are proud of you?: in most respects
Have you ever wished you were born into a different family?: nope, I like my dysfunctional one just fine
Do you believe your parents favor your sibling more than you?: nope, im the good kid
Do you respect your father?: yes
Have you ever stolen from your parents?: yes
Do you think you are better looking than your sibling(s)?: nope, im the ugly duckling in the fam lol
Would you report a family member to the cops if they had committed a crime?: in a heartbeat
Do you think you are a good role model for your children?: I would think so
Do you think you have what it takes to be a good mother/father?: yes
Would you be happy with yourself if you turned out like your mother/father?: only in some ways
Would you say your mother is a great cook?: HELL F-in NO
Would you be happy to marry a man/woman who is just like your mom/dad?: I hope not, mom is nuts at times
Do you dislike small children?: nope
Do you secretly think babies are ugly?: nope
Have you ever thought your spouse was boring?: what spouse?
Have you lied on your resume?: what resume'?
Do you really believe you’re going to have a successful career?: I already do have one
Have you taken credit for someone else’s work?: on occasion when i was younger
Have you ever spied on your co-workers in the bathroom?: EWWWWW hell no
Have you ever called in sick to work when you really weren’t?: again, when i was younger
Do you love your job more than sex?: are you crazy?
Have you ever disliked someone for being more successful than you?: nope, unless they cheated to attain it
Do you think you drive a more expensive car than you can truly afford?: nope
Are you jealous of people with more money than you?: no, Im content with what I have
Do you believe wives must serve their husbands?: yes, i also believe husbands should serve their wives too
Have you ever snooped through your girlfriends/boyfriends things?: guilty......... not proud of it
Do you always wash your hands after using the restroom?: not if im getting dirty right away, any other time, yes
Is there a body part on your spouse that you dislike?: again, what spouse?
Do you wish you were still single?: I AM SINGLE lol
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