When Fred first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife.
But after several weeks, his penis had grown to
nearly twenty inches.
Fred became quite concerned. He was having problems dressing and even walking, so he and his wife went to
see a prominent urologist.
After an initial examination, the doctor explained to the
couple that, though rare, Fre d's condition could be fixed through corrective surgery.
'How long will Fred be on crutches?' the wife asked
anxiously.
'Crutches? Why would he need crutches?' responded the surprised doctor.
'Well,' said the wife coldly, 'you are going to lengthen
his legs, aren't you?