Dan aka Dan's blog: "The Disclaimer"

What a day. I came home after 5 days out messing around. House was ok, no one broke in, but I left alot of lights on and the tv blaring, so I feel kinda bad about the environment and the dead dinosaurs coal that got burned on that account.. I went into the kitchen and noticed a peculiar oder and traced it with a clever nose to the microwave which produced a chili covered bowl of nachos I meant to eat before I went out five days ago. Not being the man I once was I decided not to eat them and but thought maybe some critter outside might still make good use of the meal. So I grabbed some latex gloves and headed to a spot in the yard that was far enough away from the house to deliver the savory dish. I found some sandalwood incense and some bleach setting to rectify things, only to notice the neighbors dog partaking of the nachos. A few seconds later he was on his back and sporadically kicking his legs. I rushed out the door and grabbed a lawn chair forgetting my ice cold tea on the counter.. This whole ADHD thing has some serious side effects I think I need a government check. Well after a few minutes the dog defecated itself signaling the end of the puzzling display.. and alarming me that my cooking is in dire need some reassessment. So this next fall I'm thinking of taking some classes at one of those be a chef in 5 days retreats. The evening hours were pretty serene besides the blow flies and elderly lady putting on a show struggling to bury the dog. I downloaded some Yanni classics including "in the moment" probably his all time best, and pondered the career changes people are going through with the economic shifts as of late. I'm thinking a nice roast and potatoes would be idea, but then again maybe I should eat out for awhile.

Distance has away of making lovers into strangers and strangers into lovers. ~ Mud "Dan aka Dan"

Give me some water to build in the sand, Something besides this blood on my hands, While I stand with little footing, I denounce the sun and moon, screaming your name, my nails buried in a dune, Knowing tomorrow will continue the fame, (continueing the fame,) the fall of a man, by his own heart slain. So your time came, how you performed so well, that last day, surrounded by loved ones, You took no chance, master of deaths dance. (truly a master of deaths dance,) not a word left unspoken, how you performed so well, a diamond in the ashes, your love will forever dwell. Blood in the sand. Only tears to wash it away, I denounce the sun and moon, screaming your name. (denouncing the sun and moon I scream your name.)

Only if you make it hurt, only if you tear it down, will you find me saying your name, craving me another round.

I wonder if hope alone is all I need, but then I remember the things that make me a man, the reason you hold my hand, and I marvel at the winds of fate, the hours I spend in wait, to hear you laugh beside me again.

Every word , the smallest touch Rushing over me Winding down before the rooster winds up Swishing my emotions Shaken not stirred My lips on her pulse Lonesome moon watches Guilty exhaustion Sunlight breaks our kiss

Her golden brown eyes were peering into mine looking for a tear as we said good bye at the departure gate. Far easier than I thought it would be to let her go, I took a deep breath and whispered in her ear I'll be right here too pick you up on Wednesday. She reached pulling me into her, no more words. After a few moments I realized we were in an airport and it was her time to go and mine to get on the highway home. Nothing to it. I floored the accelerator merging with the other mental cripples on the 440 loop in Little Rock. I-30 to Texarkana was the next mark I hit, when it happened. That damn song she likes so much, 18th story balcony, came on the radio. I'm not sure how it came to this. I know better than to get all tied up. It's vicious self destruction. I know better. Damn it I miss her. Now I'm pissed off. She snared me. This means war. I need to get my head examined. Something is wrong, cause I know better.

Ok your on Fubar but your on dial up. Welcome to severe agitation. The first online bar, it's way cool, but it's all image files. If you want to check your mail from that pimpin hottie you talk to last night, you have to wait for the onslaught of profiles to load to scroll across the top your screen. Then you have to wait and wait for the mail interface to load. Not to bad, takes sometime but do able. Then hottie says why didnt you rate my album! You Asshole! And you go to their album, eager to keep Hottie in loves grasp. You load the first picture and notice to your dismay that 343 comments have to load before you can load the picture much less rate it. Welcome to Dial up hell and the all in one ending factor to many could be flirtatious moments. I've looked around to find a solution and High speed is it. But if your 400 feet from the phone guys line of high speed admittance or just on dial up for whatever reason I think I've found a few things to help. First is Mozilla Firefox. The jewel of a browser has tabbed browsing. Not good for ADHD people because you'll have 30 tabs opened at once and finally freak out but none the less let me explain what a tab is. Tab is a sheet. Each sheet "no not that type of sheet" is a page. Each webpage is inside the same Window but is seperated by a hunky dory tab instead of 6 Internet Explorer windows opened at once. Handy. Ok. now Firefox has Add - Ons. I have Adblock for one. I havent seen an advertisement on a page in over a month. Also for use on FUBAR is a addon called ImglikeOpera. Apparently Opera browser can block images but we're talking about Firefox because it's Firefox. It's just better. No that's not an opinion, it's a fact. Ok maybe it's opinion. Get OvER it. BuT GEt Imglikeopera because you can turn off images at your whim. What? ok if you have no images loading you can FLY soar Shoot through webpages on Fubar. RAte people fast and if you want to see the image just right click and press the "A" button your keyboard. You can turn it off when you want to see people scroll around. Now if your not convinced yet. Your never gonna be. Don't be. Be unconvinced but download firefox and the add-on and try it for yourself. Here are the links for firefox: http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/ Here is the link for the add-on : called IMGLIKEOPERA: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/search?q=ImglikeOpera&status=4 HOPE it helps, I just had to find another way to get around this image hog. I don't really care if you use the tool or not. Suffer. It's your time. I'm just being friendly and passing on what worked . Laters. Txbuzz