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Chris: Hey, we’re having a big problem in the Gulf of Mexico.
God: Yeah, I’ve been watching that.
Chris: Then that Congressional Minority Leader said that the taxpayers should bear the cost of the clean up.
God: John Boehner? He owns a lot of stock in BP.
Chris: And that Senate Candidate, Sharron Angle said that all this was the result of too much government regulation.
God: Don’t worry about her. She’s a nut case.
Chris: But what if she wins the election?
God: Not gonna happen.
Chris: And now the oil companies are turning to Kevin Costner for a solution.
God: Hey, it’s good to have a celebrity on your team.
Chris: But Costner was a Business major at Cal State Fullerton. He doesn’t know shit.
God: I know that.
Chris: So the other oil companies are throwing BP to the wolves.
God: Kind of funny how the big boys all support each other until one of them becomes a convenient sacrifice.
Chris: So how are we going to stop the flow of oil?
God: You remember a couple of years ago when McCain and Palin were saying, “Drill, Baby, Drill”?
Chris: Yeah.
God: And you remember how thousands of people joined in and were chanting and screaming it?
Chris: Yeah, I remember that.
God: Stuff them all down the well and that will plug it up.
