38 Year Old
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Female
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From Maspeth, NY·
Joined on May 30, 2007
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on July 28th
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I have a crush on someone!
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Well, there is no way to really describe what type of person I am so I'm just going to stick to the basics, I'm 20 years old, born & raised in Queens, NYC, and trying to get through this crazy thing called life. I go to New York Tech in Brooklyn & I'm studying dental hygiene for all ya yuck mouth mofo's lol and I also work part-time at a hospital as a ward clerk aka the 1st chick you see at the front desk when you go to the hospital to visit your Aunt Betty! Besides all of that, I LOVE to make people laugh and I think I'm kind of good at it ;) I don't know what is up with my brain I just have the ability to come out with the most random unheard of shit, I guess some people have talents like being a good ass singer, writer, painter, whore, etc. and my talent is being able come up with stupid funny shit...yea, I feel very accomplished ;) The two most common phrases that I hear almost all of the time from people I talk to are: "you are so crazy!" and "where do you come up with this shit?!" and the truth is I DON'T KNOW, but I love making people laugh and lightening fucked up situations with my retarded humor, I love to laugh too so if you are one of those dull, serious people who don't get shit and has never made a joke in their life then don't even bother, you will hate me and I will hate you lol but other than that I can pretty much get along with anyone who doesn't annoy me...even though I am known as a "joke-ster" lol I still know when to be serious and I'm good for those emotional talks as well, I be coming out on my Dr. Phil shit giving you some advice! I'm not on here to meet any dudes, just old friends and new friends. I have a lot of acquaintances, but only a selected few of TRUE friends that i trust and that understand me. All of that doesn't even begin to sum up all of the aspects of ME, but I don't think I could ever be able to put all of that in words, you just have to get to know me.
38 Year Old
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Female
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From Maspeth, NY·
Joined on May 30, 2007
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on July 28th
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I have a crush on someone!
Interests
Seems like everyone has their likes and dislikes on their page so I decided to throw in a "few" things lol
LIKES - MONEY, eating (i love all types of food omg i'm always hungry), perfect weather, gingerale, orange juice, free shit, new bud, good bud [i only smoke the good shit, preferably piff, unless there ain't nothing else to smoke lol], REAL music, going out and trying new things, ppl that keep it real, funny pictures, dry humor, the perfect flawless blunts that i roll [yes it's true, and if u don't believe me u betta ask somebody!], laughing, originality, good hair days, going to the mall at like 10 am [so empty and no school kids], burnin l's with my homies lol, hot dogs, being in love (ah it's been so long), getting on crazy rides, i'll get on anything, wearing my furry slippers outside, a good bargain lol, cuddling with my baby (awww ain't i gay?), taking pictures, listening to people's problems & trying to help them, my fellow potheads, dimples omg my weakness, ppl who can take a joke, learning new things, mcdonalds, taking long rides (as long as we have good music and i don't have to pee), assassinating pj roaches lol it's fun, giving advice, when everything goes according to plan, being on time, smokin blunts to the head in the wee hours of the night, animals especially kitty cats, eggs over easy with french fries n bacon lol, gettin a tan at the beach, shopping duh that was a given, when i am right, nice people who stop to let you pet their dogs lol, writing dangerous dorr chronicles on a rainy day, making new friends, gettin away with murder hehe, telling that good joke of the night that everyone laughs at yea don't u feel like that shit when that happens lol, watchin all types of movies, getting compliments ;) who doesn't, sleeping, manicures and pedicures, my true friends, cleaning my room and then finding bags of bud that i forgot about oh man feel like christopher columbus everytime with those lovely discoveries, getting my REVENGE yea i'm spiteful bitch, meeting cool people, brand new shoes whoopy don't step on my blue seude shoes bitch, sarcasm and unique earthlings like me ;) lol
DISLIKES - ppl who stare, long lines, whores, wannabes, cheaters, ppl who post pictures of all their kicks [CORNY], the phrase "muh dude", bad breath (i lose more respect for you everytime you talk to me with some stank ass breath lol), ppl talkin mad loud on their damn cell phone, chinese slippers, BITERS, garbage bud, dutches with mad stems, liars, fronters, crying lil bitches, being interrupted, conceited ppl, materialistic ppl, sluts who prefer to have another girl's man than her own, when these dudes take pics wit guns thinkin it makes people think they gangsta n shit, actually has the opposite effect, you're a lil bitch and you're incriminating yourself on the internet (idiot!), these ppl who revolve their entire lives around kicks it's not that serious there is so much more to life maan lol, private profiles (even though mine is, but i have my reasons lol), when ppl say "I'M KIND OF A BIG DEAL"...actually you're really not so shut the fuck up and keep it movin, the queen of hidden hand may you die a slow horrible death lmao, tommy hilfiger, when ppl talk mad shit about how good they roll and they pass you some loose ass pitiful blunt with 18 holes and the bud is falling out what a waste of a dutch, show offs, braggers please shut the fuck up no one cares except you, fiend out niggas, stalkers, when random strangers approach me asking for 50 cents or some shit...wtf is wrong with you maaan, bitches who hate u for no damn reason, rude mothafuckas, going to DMV, when ppl hog the blunt pass that shit maaan, gyn exams lmao, waking up early, bitches who are OBSESSED with their man and do anything to prevent them from having any contact with any female besides them lol fuckin pathetic, ppl who point out every namebrand they are wearing in their pics for example on the bottom of their pic they will write "yea this is me chillin in my evisu jeans, my lacoste shirt and my gucci shades and oh yea and i know u peep the louis vuitton oven mits on my fridge in the background and my dog's dolce and gabbana flea collar oh yea im killin it,oh yea betcha can't do it like me" blah i'm done with you!, when ppl steal my lines n jokes, use them incorrectly, therefore cornifying them lol, blunt leeches u know those ppl who always wanna smoke yet when it comes time to ante up they never have the full $5 only $3.24 or some BS like that if you are broke, don't smoke, having to pee (and i always do!), using public bathrooms, when ppl try to spit knowledge to me about weed or music smh u must be sick, ppl who beat around the bush, being late, hairy balls and pussies lol, natural disasters damn they suck, tourists sorry but u guys annoy the shit out of me when u videotape a simple ride on the bus and afternoon traffic i know u guys can't go back to ur home states n watch that shit it's boringggg if u gonna videotape something go look for some of the fat asses or something cuz we have a lot, being HUNGRY, ppl who rep corny hoods and give them stupid names like they are hard example: "Forest Kills", "Rego Narcs" and "Middle Killage"...shut up, lol I have so much more shit that I dislike I will finish later....
Music
music is my life, i love it, you will never catch me without my ipod, and before that it was my cd player, and before that it was my walkman lol i love mostly rap (not that corny laffy taffy type shit, the REAL lyricists and there are too many for me to get into), reggae, r&b, reggaeton, freestyle (gotta be in the mood), some oldies (gotta be feelin like an oldie), sad love songs (after a nice fight or break-up), and i'm not even gonna sit here and name artists cuz i will fuckin be here for days
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