41 Year Old
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Female
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From
Phelan, CA
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Joined on March 16, 2010
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Relationship status: In a relationship
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Born on December 24th
So here's the part where you want to know a little more about me... Hmmm... what to tell...? OK... Well, for starters, I am 26 and obviously of the female persuasion. I live out in the middle of nowhere, or very close to it, in this little tiny blip of a town called Phelan which happens to be in Southern California... Me, myself and I, we are SoCal born and raised... in fact, sadly, I've never left the West Coast! The farthest east I've ever been is Vegas, and that was 1 freakin' time... ='< But, I digress... sorry, I seem to tend to do that a lot... Where were we? Ah, yes... 'About Me'... Hmmm... what else to tell? Well, I'm bi-sexual, and currently in a relationship with the greatest guy I've EVER met! But that's not to say that I'm not interested in meeting other bi FEMALES... Actually, I would love to meet any girls who love girls, especially if you live near me! For all you people who happen to be a little geographically-challenged (don't trip... so am I... at least in some circumstances!) 'near me' would be Phelan (duh), Hesperia, Victorville, Pinon Hills, Apple Valley and San Bernadino... Anyhoo... I'm seriously addicted to Horse Racing (sport of kings!) and I love anime... especially Hentai, which is the anime version of porn, if you didn't already know... I like video games, although I haven't been playing a whole hell of a lot of them recently... I love Adult Swim (because what else is there to watch at 2 in the morning?) and I CANNOT live without my laptop! I also love to smoke pot! I'm really not that big of a drinker, but I won't turn one down depending on the situation... in general I like to party till the cows come home! I just recently got my GED, (or well at least I hope I did... results of that won't be in for another week or so...) and now that I've finally finished high school (albiet a little late...) I plan on trying to go back to school to learn (what else?) computers! That's another thing... I seem to have this unsatiable urge to learn... and it really doesn't matter what the subject is... except math... I HATE math and I totally suck at it... (but that's why God invented calculators, right?) But back to learning... Yeah, I crave knowledege... and I'm extremely grateful to anybody willing to teach me things I don't understand or don't know a whole hell of a lot about! For all of you who are actually still reading (and I thank you for that!) I'll be friends with almost anybody until you piss me off and then watch out if you do cuz hell hath no fury like this bitch scorned! However, I don't want to be bombarded by GUYS who think that they have some sort of shot at hooking up with me or all they're interested in is trying to get me to cyber with them or show my tits... face it, that just AIN'T gonna happen! I'm not into that shit! But if you are of the FEMALE persuasion.... that's a TOTALLY different story and I DEFINITELY WELCOME your advances!
41 Year Old
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Female
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From
Phelan, CA
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Joined on March 16, 2010
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Relationship status: In a relationship
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Born on December 24th
Interests
Horse Racing, Learning New Shit, Teh Internets & It's Werkings, Computers (in general), BINGO, Fast & Pretty Cars (i.e. McLaren F1), World War II, Psychology, Mental Illness, Paranormal Stuff, Astronomy, Video Games, MMORPGs, Browser-based Games, Fonts, Icons, Graphical Design, Photography, Photoshop, The Sims 2, Video Game Design, Anime, Thriller/Horror Movies, Stand-Up Comedy, Jeff Dunham, Gabriel Iglesias, Ron White, Dane Cook, George Carlin, Bill Maher, Eddie Murphy, Eddie Izzard, Anthropology, Medical Marijuana, StumbleUpon... among other things!!!
Music
Marilyn Manson, Muse, The Devil Wears Prada, OTEP, Flyleaf, Nine Inch Nails, Godsmack, Korn, System Of A Down, Rob Zombie, The Scorpions, Metallica, Green Day, 311, Drain STH, Him, CKY, The Killers, Avenged Sevenfold, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Stone Temple Pilots, Stone Sour, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Tupac, Eminem, Tech N9ne, Immortal Technique, The Cranberries, Midnight Oil, AC/DC, Pink Floyd, The Doors, The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Rolling Stones, White Zombie, Bad Religion, Aerosmith, Cake, Bloodhound Gang, Beastie Boys, Chevelle, Alice In Chains, Cypress Hill, The Eagles, Fiona Apple, Foo Fighters, Guns N' Roses, Gorillaz, Finger Eleven, Disturbed, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Everclear, Fall Out Boy, 3 Doors Down, 3 Days Grace, Jane's Addiction, Kottonmouth Kings, Linkin Park, David Bowie, My Chemical Romance, Motley Crue, Puddle Of Mudd, Nickelback, Ozzy Osbourne, Black Sabbath, Poe, Prodigy, Rage Against The Machine, Serj Tankian, Slick Rick, Social Distortion, Sublime, Styles P, Steve Miller Band, Too Short, The White Stripes... and a HELL of a LOT more!!!
Movies
A Clockwork Orange, Fight Club, 30 Days Of Night, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, I Am Legend, Crank, Spun, Monty Python And The Holy Grail, The Meaning Of Life, Life Of Brian, And Now For Something Completely Different, Hellboy, The Mist, Office Space, Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, Boondock Saints, Pulp Fiction, The City of Lost Children, Apocalypto, Full 2Metal Jacket, Gia, 2001: A Space Odyssey, The Illusionist, Pirates of the Caribbean Trilogy, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Memento, Scarface, Casino Royale, Ghost In The Shell, Ninja Scroll, Blood: The Last Vampire, Blue Submarine No. 6, 300... and these are just the ones I can actually remember off the top of my head!
Video Games
Well... I love PS2... especially GTA: San Andreas! And Final Fantasy! But being on the poor side isn't very conducive to leading a "on-the-cutting-edge" video gamer lifestyle, so the only "new" system we have is Wii... and we JUST got that... So far I like Lego Star Wars... and playing Wii Sports while drunk... I also seem to have a peculiar addiction to The Sims games... well 2 and 3... and Max Payne... LOVE MAX PAYNE!!! There are a BUNCH of other games I love... but WAY too many to remember, let alone list... Oh, and I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT for ZELDA to come out for Wii!!!