Teaching Manners
A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing
with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop & her
son saying, "All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this
is the last stop! And all of you bastards who are getting on, get your ass in
the train, cause we're going down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in &
told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you
to go to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out,you may play
with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the
son came out of the bedroom & resumed playing with his train. Soon the train
stopped & the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the
train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for
travelling with us today & hope your trip was a pleasant one." She hears the
little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of
your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train.
We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the
mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off
about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat bitch in the kitchen."
