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Swine Flu
created @ 05/8/2009 11:42 pm
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some good advice for preventing swine flu
1) prepare your escape vehicle created from various items that you find in your garden shed (i find trash recepticles and old megahorns make excellent rocket parts)
2) your fuel you will find right behind that old bottle of mayo in your fridge its clearly marked ** RUM **
3) THIS IS CRITICAL !!!! finally strip down naked and wrap your entire body in aluminum foil and plastic wrap THIS SHOULD EITHER draw the attention of your neighbors who in turn will contact either the police or the local mental institution either place will allow you many hours of solitary confinement thus minimizing your contact with the outside world.
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