( see about me ).....Ryan can slam a revolving door. Ryan lost his virginity before his father. Ryan doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives. Ryan can make viruses get sick. Ryan knows the last number of pi. Ryan can win the game Connect 4 in only 3 moves. Ryan counted one to infinity... twice. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Ryan allows to live. When Ryan does push-ups, he..'s not pushing himself up, he..'s pushing the Earth down. Ryan can get a blackjack with just one card. Ryan is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Ryan..'s warm-up exercises. Ryan once took an entire bottle of sleeping pills. It made him blink. Ryan can kick start a car. When God said, "Let there be light!", Ryan said, "I'll think about that." Ryan is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head....lol