Ok here as of late I ain't sure why but , Stupid people are really starting to make me wonder why some of these moms didn't swallow .
Now I was at burger king ,,, "and oh yes I am going to start saying where this stuff happens to save you my friends from this insanity " ,,, I had went and had my car washed I pull into the drive thru at burger king and I swear to God the girl said , " You must have just washed your car ? " . Now bless her heart but I had to do it , I told her nope , just drove thru one hell of a rain storm over at the mall . Yall this poor girl leaned out the drive thru window and looked over at the mall ! Shit you not !
Ok now if thats not enough later this same day an asshole pulls right out in front of me , So yeah you know I cussed him out he gets out of his truck starts cussing me , Never mind the fact that he pulled out in front of me , People like this should be put in a porta potty the door chained shut and it set on fire .
And whats up with this shit , "it's been a minute" ? You know what I'm saying ? You wont see a mother fucker for a month and they say " it's been a minute" . No its been more like a month you kfc eatin Jamie Foxx wanna be bastard ! This saying is stupid and saying it be punishable by being ran over by a Mary Kay representative in a pink Cadillac .
And theres been some crazy shit going on in my life , some crazy shit y'all . I love you and , I want you but I cant be with you . What the fuck kinda shit is that ? These women got me thinking about finding my next woman down in the jungles of Central America or some shit like that , seriously . We talking got a bone thru her nose ain't never owned a pair of shoes in her life , wears a palm leaf for a thong kinda bitch . And the first person that tells me I'll find the right one some day ,,, I'm stabbing you in the eye with a rusty butter knife lol ! Cause I don't know about you , But I ain't looking forward to Black Wednesday , Valentines day . This holiday should be outlawed , ya know . Think about it , The last thing we need is a holiday like this , to remind those of us who have no one . Just how much our life sucks . I mean if nothing else make it legal to clip couples with your car door that day !
Well hope everyone enjoys this blog , Maybe I wont make y'all wait so long for the next one .
Till next time ,,,, Love Y'all Mean It !
