It's that time again, yes, after my rant on the stupid fucking 'morph' pics, I'm ready to rant about something almost as annoying...The stupid fucking names people have registered on Cherry Tap.
Lets start with the name "Baby". Any use of that word in conjunction with ANY other word, is absolutely fucking retarded. I think 1/3 of the girls on CTap are "BabyGirl" or "lilbabygirl" or some facsimile thereof. This is the dumbest fucking thing you could possibly do. You have to be an adult, which is 18+, to even register a page on this site. We're all fucking adults here, so god damnit, ACT LIKE IT. If you have such an infatuation with the word "Baby" then I suggest you go to a fetish site where you can dress up an old man in some diapers and clean him up when he shits himself. Your stupid fucking name has no place here. If I even see a profile and it has 'baby' in the name, I will refuse to click on it.
The next one is "Barbie". None of you look like Barbie, and you never will. Barbie is a fictional character that is a size double zero, with huge fucking tits and a tiny ass. She doesn't exist in the real world, cuz if she did I'd have her bent over that fucking Yellow Corvette screaming my name. So, enough with the fucking "Barbie" names, they are as old as Bee Arthur's pussy...and that is really fucking old.
Lastly, any guy that has the word "Dick, Cock, Shaft" or anything of the like in their name, needs to be fucking castrated. You're all fucking morons for trying to get a girl to check out your profile on CTap cuz you advertise you have a huge cock, when in reality you drive a big giant lifted 4x4 pickup truck to compensate for the fact that you have a 3 inch dick. You're so socially retarded you can't even talk to a girl let alone get her somewhere you might get a chance to show her your tiny tool.
*EDIT*
If you have the word 'Goddess' in your name, you're probably reading this while wearing a helmet, cuz you're fucking retarded. 99 out of 100 times, if you have 'Goddess' in your name, you're a fucking troll, and you think that by putting 'Goddess' in your name that somehow it will attract people to you. You're a troll because you were dumb enough to think this was true. Now, if you happen to be the ONE girl in a hundred that is hot, with 'Goddess' in your name, you're not a troll, you're just a fucking bitch.
'Princess'....omfg, I swear to God I want to slap the taste out of the mouth of every fucking woman that thinks she is a 'Princess'. If you have 'Princess' in your name, someone needs to kick the shit outa you, because you're fucking delusional and you need the advice of a steel toed boot. Why the fuck would you think you're a 'Princess'??? Did mommy n daddy give you everything you ever wanted?? Do you do anything on your own?? Do you think that just because you may THINK you're hot that you can get men to do whatever you want them too?? Well, go ahead and get all the pussified men out there to do you bidding, cuz REAL men like me would tell you fuck off in a heartbeat cuz we're not your fucking bitch. I don't care how fucking hot you are, I GUARANTEE you that every single hot girl I see that thinks she's a 'Princess', there's a guy out there somewhere that is SICK OF YOUR SHIT! Stop thinking you're better than everyone else, tagging yourself as a 'Princess' just means you have no self esteem and you'd fall face first on the first cock that showed you some $$$$$.
That's all for now, I'm sure I'll have another rant in a week or two about people using pics of hot girls to attract you to their site just to find out they look like a fucking Swamp Donkey. Or better yet, a guy using a pic of a hot chick on his profile just to get fans and ratings. But I digress, that is another week's rant...
Until next time my friends...don't go changin! :)
*EDIT* (again...)
DJ Vega - http://www.cherrytap.com/user/462435
...decided to rate my blog a 1, and flag my primary pic NSFW. Well, listen up, if you don't like what I have to say, don't fucking read it. You can go play hide and go fuck yourself with your emo friends. Plenty of people enjoy my blogs, so you can suck it. He also has his profile set so that I cannot respond to his comment, because he knows that when it comes to verbal sparring, I will tear him a new asshole.
I would like to see all of you that got a good laugh out of my blog to go rate this chump a 1, if you are able too. Cya all next weekk =)
-Stregone
