Hiya! I am a 39yr old single mom of a 17yr old daughter and a 4yr old son with special needs. Beyond the basic momness of my life, I love camping,hiking, listening to live music, card games anything fun. I try never to steal cars, beat old people or scare small children. I have all of my teeth and Im a total smartass in case you didnt notice. Im one of those people that wakes up early every morning (might be a side effect of a young son) with a smile on my face. Im an eternal optimist with a razor tongue so you can only ever take 37% of what I say seriously. Im extremely tall, a veteran of the Navy, and I think that about covers it. Wanna be my friend now?

Im looking for a guy full of drama and that likes to play games. He will preferably not have a job and live in his grandparents basement because he believes he is too cool to pay his own way. Having a couple dozen kids that he spends time with here and there while bashing the moms is a plus.

Honestly, like you I am multi faceted. As you can see I can be the smartass but I do have a sweet side too. *sings* Im every woman... I have no temper. If you are looking for someone to get into a shouting match with, unless its joking around it isnt me. I believe everyone has issues but how you deal with them determines if its drama. Deal with the problem calmly and logically and move on and it is no longer a possibility for drama. I dont have a mean bone in my body. Im a lil evil, the thoughts pop into my head but I never act on them. Im wayyyyyyy too patient. its honestly a fault with me. I give everyone the benefit of the doubt and Im ok if someone screws me over, I can handle it. But mess with my family or friends, or look at my kids wrong and I will act on the evil side that builds up for years at a time. it isnt pretty. Thats honestly pretty much everything about me that I can think of.