DJ SLiCE Brutal Lone Wolf's blog: "Spliffy Lyrics"

Shroomy Shroomz Dialogue: 1: “Come on dude, eat it!” 2: “Nah man, it’ll seriously fuck me up.” 1: “That’s the point.” 2: “I know, but…I already had a 40 and some spliffs bro.” 1: “So? Just fuckin’ eat it dude.” 2: “Nah man, seriously.” 1: “Eat it…Eat it….EAT it….EAT IT…EAT IT!....EAT IT MOTHERFUCKER!” 2: “ALLRIGHT ALLRIGHT ALLRIGHT!!!...SHIT…YOU OVERZEALOUS BASTARD!” 1: Chuckles 2: Chomps and sighs 1: “And?” Sitar kicks in 2: “Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.” 1+2Laugh hysterically I chomp it down so I can feel my ink stand up Start to feel mellow and chilled that’s what’s up Feelin’ so damn dizzy till my brain drains out As I watch Alice startin’ to scream and shout And that snooty caterpillar starts to fuck with my mind While the kitty cat just crawls and creeps up from behind Just draw me in that psychedelic cartoon And I’ll be close to paranoia pretty soon Feelin’ my head goin’ back ‘n forth Travelin’ my way up north I crawl towards the end of the rabbit hole And see more snacks waitin’ for me in a big ass bowl Chorus: Oh Keep me out of reality When I’m driftin’ into sea Drownin’ in my own fantasy With all the jellyfish I can see All the colors begin to blend So Stop bein’ an ass and start bein’ a friend So Just keep it jelly jelly jelly all day long So Go ahead and pass them shroomy shroomz So I can look beyond the fumes That’s right just pass them goddamn shroomies So I can put my mind perfect ease, it’s all easy Rockin’ it down in the forgotten forest And grow my shit to become the very best Life seems so fucked up at times It makes me wanna write some spliffy rhymes I run away from all the dramatic bullshit So I can rep the freaks from the tap in the smoke pit I don’t do it doggystyle, I be doin’ it FROGGYstyle Somethin’ you probably knew about me for a while So just flip out so I know who the fuck you are After that we’ll be heatboxin’ in the mystery car Chorus It doesn’t get any trippier than this Especially when the queen gives you head and a big ass kiss Wait wasn’t she supposed to cut off my head? Fuck it, I don’t care since my eyes start turnin’ blood red So go ahead and bring on the mix And start jumpin’ up and down when I count to six six six From Tweedle-Dee to Tweedle fuckin’ Dum It’s all good gettin’ buzzed from chompin’ some Sadly this is where the story takes slow end But don’t worry I’ll see your face around the bend Just don’t forget my red eyed and smiley face And when we’ll see one another once again don’t forget to embrace Chorus

Momma Please Explain Can you feel the voodoo vibe? Sound of drums from the neighboring tribe? I see the clouds forming in her eyes Waterfalls forming as she cries Ooooooh please explain Chorus: Why do we moan when the day runs wet? Feelin’ all alone when the rain comes down Shouldn’t we be happy with what we get? Instead of showin’ our faces with a very big frown So, love her while you can Adore her while you can Keep the love goin As you wash your worries away Momma momma keep us in the light Can you feel life growin’ under your feet? Sound of leaves fallin’ on the street? I see the grass born on her skin Her body is so feminine Ooooooh please explain Chorus Now you put down the joint Start gettin’ to the point And raise your bird to the monkey’s face So he knows he is a flippin’ disgrace And ask him to fuckin’ explain! Chorus

Call Me Bullshit Think of me as who I am Or the way you want me to be My identity will be lost Hear my voice Or ignore the way I talk My voice will go nowhere Find the roads and find the cars Driving into the past like shooting stars Call me bullshit or don’t call me at all Forget my number and remember my face Our road trip together will be an ultimate race Feel my footsteps come towards you Or don’t look at the way I walk My traces will be forgotten Eat me for the way I taste Or forget to swallow me down My body won’t be found Followed the yellow tripped road Came into the valley where it never snowed I found my skin lying in the desert And saw my reflection in the dirt My shadow hasn’t found me yet The blood flows cold through the sand My shadow hasn’t found me yet The blood flows cold through the sand The bartagame flies

Them daze Remember when we just sat around And listened to that sublime sound While we sipped from our glass of rum Givin’ away our lunch money to smoke us some Chorus: Those were our ultimate days Now it seems some like a big strong daze Creeping in the back of our brains While we sleep in the back of trains Remember when we just laid down And cleared our minds without a frown Feeling all the worries get washed away “Fuck taxes” is what we used to say So light up the blunt and start inhalin’ Get on the yacht and keep on sailin’ Don’t forget to pack that bong And sing along to this motherfuckin’ song Chorus

Long way from home Darlin’ Remember the days When we used to talk Till our mouths were dry When we looked up to the stars We wondered why Heaven was so high And we realized then We were friends for life It was so long ago But I’ll never forget Even though we are a long way from home Chorus: So Stare into the sun Till you see the spots They’ll map the sky And take us high We’ll still look back For those fond memories Even though we are a long way from home (I said) Chorus Twist twist twist Twist into the clouds While you swallow the rain Feelin’ so damn good You forget all your pain Put a blue ribbon in your hair And twirl in the grass like you care Without a worry in the world You just act like a girl Kidnap the queen of France And just make her dance dance Oh darlin’ darlin’ We’ll still look back For those fond memories Even though we’re a long long way from home (I said) Chorus