SmplyDelicious's blog: "SMPLY DELICIOUS Chronicles"

I went into the gas station today and asked for five dollars worth of gas..... ..........The clerk farted and gave me a receipt.

A man has a truck payment, a house payment, a wife AND a girlfriend.... And they are all a month late.... Hmmmmm...... Sounds pretty fucked to me!

Ever have a day that for no apparent reason EVERYTHING just irritates you??? Not really like anything triggered it, I guess some solitude would be nice. Wait.... I know... EVERYBODY LEAVE ME ALONE AND GIVE ME AN HOUR WITH MY TOY DRAWER! That might help take the edge off! LOL Have to remind myself: "We have no right to ask when sorrow comes, "Why did this happen to me?" unless we ask the same question for every moment of happiness that comes our way."

Many times I've read blog posts and comments about our lives. We wish...we want....we desire...and yet somehow...something gets in the way and all we can see is we didn't get the "gold". We think we have failed ourselves as we look back over the years. Then there are those that say "yes...I've done it....I got the gold!" Okay...so then what? If you look back at your life and think you have failed or view yourself as "less than".....then you've missed life itself! Don't look at the end...your not dead yet! Look at your journey! Look at every step you took to get where you are today. If you say "I have and I am nowhere and I am nobody".......Then you need to take your eyes on the "gold". Changing life is as simple as changing a thought about something. Refuse to succumb to the negative. (Easier said than done sometimes) My point is this. I have spent my life concentrating on becoming "successful", so to speak, and "showing" them I am a person. I am somebody. And you know what.....I missed the journey! I was so accustom to knowing and feeling like a failure...I wasn't even sure myself if I would ever feel good about myself and was trying to measure my worth by the "gold". It makes little difference what you do, where you live, what you have... it is WHO YOU ARE that really matters. I know it's easy to become focused on the carrot, and miss the journey. But life is to short not stop once in a while to savor it, take it in and enjoy the moments. There's nothing wrong with going for gold, that's drive and ambition, but when that becomes your only purpose, what's the point, you've missed those great moments you look back on and say 'that was my life'. If you make it to the end result or goal...then that is a bonus. But the true "gold" is the journey. Have a great and safe journey all and may life bless each and every one of you!

THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over- unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9:00 pm- we don't have shit to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit- only mind blowing sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions. Ex. " where are we heading with this?" "do you love me?" the answer is "NO", so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance. That is why you are called the "backup" -unless you are from out-of-town, then its only a one-time thing. 7. All gifts accepted - money is always good. 8. No baby talk. However, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers. It's really none of your damn buisness. 10. No calling each other " friends with benefits" - we are not friends, just sex buddies. 11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is okay - dont be offended. 12. No extra clothing- i don't want your ass leaving anything behind when u leave. 13. No falling asleep right after sex - It's over, so get your ass up and go home. 14. Don't be offended if i don't ask if you enjoyed it - i don't care. 15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason. 16. If anyone asks you who you are, the standard response will be: " The delivery man." 17. Doggie-style preferred- just hit it hard and right, or get the hell out! 18. Reason for doggie-style: the less eye contact, the better. 19. We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes ME - so dont keep calling. 20. Bring your own drink - i am not your liquor store. 21. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass. 22. The most important one - NO CONDOMS, NO SEX. Carry your butt home. EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS: The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this agreement, it will be automatically become null and void , and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from the phone memory and e-mail list - BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules.

Seems like just when things are getting fun in life, we have to settle back in to the same ole routine of things. Predictable and boring..... Yet every now and then an adventure comes along that turns your predictable boring life into an adventure. Whether its for hours or days or months... but eventually the adventure ends and you must return back to the familiar. How I wish every day could be a new adventure. But the most important thing to remember is be thankful for the adventures you do get! They add spice to life! Thanks for the adventure!!! ;0)