Subject: A True Man / Woman Golf Story
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>>> I don't write 'em, all II do is forward them (and get in trouble along
>>> the way)
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>>> A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
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>>> She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
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>>> The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant
>>> you three wishes."
>>>
>>> The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to
>>> mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
>>>
>>> Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"
>>>
>>> The woman said, "That's okay."
>>>
>>> For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the
>>> world.
>>>
>>> The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your
>>> husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will
>>> flock to".
>>>
>>> The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful
>>> Woman and he will have eyes only for me."
>>>
>>> So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
>>>
>>> For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
>>>
>>> The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the
>>> world. And he will be ten times richer than you."
>>>
>>> The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his
>>> is mine."
>>>
>>> So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
>>>
>>> The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like
>>> a mild heart attack."
>>>
>>> Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
>>>
>>> Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here
>>> and continue feeling good.
>>>
>>> Male readers: Please scroll down.
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>>> The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
>>>
>>> Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really
>>> smart.
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>>>
>>> Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
>>>
>>> PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show
>>> that women never listen!!!
>>>
>>> Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who
>>> have a good sense of humor
