Aiight, sup. Guess I need to tell you about me. First off, I've been skitz in real life for going on 13 years now, so if you have this name, and wanna bitch at me, fuck off I don't care I earned it, you can wear the name I'll be the person. If you are easily offended, suck a dick and leave, it gets worse from here.

I'm a pretty easy going dude most of the time, just don't fuck with me. Do I care if you rate me, and my pics, and become a fan, and all that other shit? No, I can find a better way to justify my existence. I've only asked once to get some points and that's all I plan on asking for.

If you're profile has something worth taking a trip for I'll rate ya, so you'll have to actually work for what you get from me. I'm not an ass hole, I'm a dick, let me clarify the distinction.

Assholes; You get nothing but shit and hot air out of them, anything they say stinks, and they all then to be pretty hollow.

Dicks; Has a good head on his shoulders, likes to hang out, will stand up for you, stick it out when it gets rough, stay in till the end even if you do get more out of it, will put 100 percent into anything he does, and is often more like pound the hell out of any ass that rubs his wrong.

I both love and hate people, company is great, but some of ya just ain't worth it, it's like playing roulette where every chamber "might" be loaded. So I continue to pull the trigger.

Am I politically correct? HELL FUCKEN NO, just another way of saying I'm here to learn how to pamper your fucken feelings, learn some sufferage it'll put a spine in your back. It'd do you some good.

If you do seem to be a pretty kewl person, I'll drink one in your honor if you're on the next time I'm drinking and chatting in the lounge. It's an honor, and means more than buying you some punk ass beer on the site. So you wanna know who I think is kewl, check out who's beer is sitting in my album "A round for my buds".

I guess in short, I'm a real person looking to hang out and have a good time with real people, I'm not here to help you validate yourself or even me.

Keep it real and it'll be all kewl, otherwise you're wasting your time, and will know it.

Much love,
SkItZ