Your Sun Sign: Leo (I AM THE LION)

Element: Fire

Key Planet: Sun (that's not a fucking planet)

The Lion is considered the king of the jungle, and likewise you Leos have an air of royalty about you. Some Leos even have hair resembling the thick mane of the Lion. But Lions are more than roar, for they are truly magnificent beasts. The Lioness proudly cares for the young, hunts and takes care of survival with relentless intent and ferocity, when needed. And proud are you Lions! Perhaps that's why you often choose work that puts you in the center of stage or in the spotlight of appreciation. (Bla bla bla)

Motto: "What you see is what you get."

Greatest Strength: Your playful and loving nature (You hear that ladies? You all look so beautiful tonight.)

Possible Weakness: Need for approval can become too important

Your Chinese Sign: The SNAKE … THE TANTALIZING SNAKE

The Snake’s Motto is “I Feel”

When a snake is at his most appealing he can be amiable, compromising, fun-loving, altruistic, honorable, sympathetic, philosophical, charitable, a paragon of fashion, intuitive, discreet, diplomatic, amusing and sexy.

But when a Snake decides to be a pill he becomes self-righteous, overbearing, judgmental, conniving, unreliable, grabby, clinging, pessimistic, fickle, haughty, ostentatious, and a very sore loser.

The Snake is a Yang sign.