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----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Hot Sauce myspace hubby to . Mallory . Date: Oct 19, 2007 6:15 PM Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Ohioans...

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you May live in Ohio .

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Ohio ..

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Ohio

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Ohio

If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Columbus for the Weekend, you may live in Ohio ..

If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Ohio ..

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Ohio .

If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you may live in Ohio .

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Ohio .

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Ohio ..

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Ohio ..

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Ohio .

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Ohio .

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Ohio .

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you may live in Ohio .

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Ohio .

If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly', you may live in Ohio .

If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your Ohio friends & others, you definitely live in Ohio

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