PaulG's blog: "Shit absolutely no one will read."

Yes, I'm talking about the cars. I've had two in my life and I currently have a brand new Lincoln Town Car for a rental for the next three weeks. I'm estatic. Sure, no one else likes them except living fossils, but I just love looking down that long hood and seeing that ornament. And yeah, a Cadillac DTS is a better car overall, especially that Northstar engine, but there's something about driving Lincolns to me.

...i would have been in a body bag hours ago..

I just realized that the sunroof has been open on my car for about 2 weeks. It has rained here several times too. I was going to put it in my garage to charge the battery a little. I couldn't get it started. The engine wouldn't even turn. I'm hoping the battery just died and that I didn't cause some sort of electrical short from all the rain getting inside the car. I've left it parked for 3 weeks at a time when I was in Massachusetts and it started everytime. I just charged the battery in my garage and then took it out and parked it in a different space.

The bartender looks up and says, "We don't serve your type in here."

Let me be the first to tell you that this stuff has some strange effects on your memory sometimes. Several times I have spoken to or texted people after taking it and have no recollection of it at all, or a vague one at best. So, if you use Ambien, DO NOT take it until the moment you go to bed or these amnesia effects may occur to you. Somehow, one of my pillows ended up in the living room. Even if I had thrown it through the doorway, unless it pulled a mid-air turn, there is no way it could have landed where it did. There a couple of times recently where I went to leave for work and both the deadbolts on my door were unlocked. This happened two nights in a row. Coincidence? I don't know. It seems unlikely that I would forget to lock my door two evenings in a row. I just hope I didn't wake up in my sleep, go walk around outside or whatever and then come back into bed with no memory of it happening.

I have actually changed my default picture just because I like it that much. Act now because it won't last forever!!

Black Sabbath with Ronnie James Dio singer World Tour 2007!! I'm probably the only person on this website that cares. I'm all over this like white on rice.

I should be out doing something, anything social. But, I don’t feel like it. In fact, I don’t feel like doing a damn thing. I’m hungry, but I’m not in the mood to eat. It’s so quiet in here that I can here the clock ticking on my wall. Going into work on Monday is already making me irritable. What’s my point to all this? I have no fucking clue at all.

Yes, I am. I get asked that question a lot. Only the best. I can write this blog because I know not a single damn person will read it. So...ummmm....

Yes, folks, I made the tough decision yesterday to change my default picture. Even though I was easily recognizable in a sea of comments, I thought people might be sick of seeing the rubber duck. So, now I actually have a picture of myself! Fucking amazing huh? Even I can't get used to it. I have a much more difficult time finding my own comments on other people's profiles because I'm so used to the duck picture. Maybe I typecasted myself???