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So life had been a little busy around here. I am currently sick with bronchitis and feel like there is a half ton man sitting on my chest happy times. I am still working for chacha just took a little break from it while I still had tax money lol. Back on there and questions are back to back. My real job is going great I miss it there since I am sick I havent been there for three days. I miss being able to get on fubar and myspace. Hopefully soon I can make a little more time to do so. My relationship is going wonderful and I am currently pretty happy. My kiddo is getting big it is such a job to watch them grow but its kind of sad at the same time. My baby will be going to school in less then two and half years. I am obsessed with that show Bad Girls.. You know those girls you love to hate.. That would be them lol.. So anywhooo I miss all of you and hopefully I will be on more xoxo

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Thank you for all the happy birthday wishes and the fubar presents.. I had an awesome fucking birthday the best ever!Except the busted lip my son gave me lol.. You guys are the best! I got a new camera for christmas but have yet to figure out how to get the pictures off my camera.. As soon as I do there will be more NSFW pictures hehe!!!! I hope everyone has a wonderful New years!

Well he seems completely better except for a little runny nose. Hes back to a table climbing yelling and screaming normal pooping 16 month old.. His new thing is to pinch womens tits and make a honk honk sound .. hes a mess... lets see what else do I have to say.. It may show that I am online :: DSL :: ( no jokes lol) or I may message you one second and be gone the next.. If you have children then you already understand how it is. If you do not.. then be prepared when you do.. you hardly have anytime for yourself but do not worry it is totally worth it. and hes calling so I will be back later to edit this.. xo

My little one is pretty sick so I wont be on hardly any. Just wanted everyone to know I am not ignoring you guys.. xoxo Have a great week! Hugs & kisses Me!!

Read from the bottom up.. Im proud my first blocking.. and it was very short and I didnt even have to stalk anyone.. Fake much? http://fubar.com/user/767639 ->Da White S...: AHAHA awww Butthurt?? Da White S...: oh well, you're fuckin loss cunt ->Da White S...: You only have one picture. I dont give out my screen name without salutes sry. Da White S...: to chat with u on there.... ->Da White S...: Why Hun? Da White S...: ???? Da White S...: do u have yahoo or msn messenger?

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window. A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard who had watched the whole incident walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?" The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost!" A young couple go for a romantic walk along a country lane. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll the guy's lustful desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when she says, "I hope you don't mind but I really do need to pee." Slightly taken aback by this, he replies, "OK. Why don't you go behind this hedge." She nods agreement and disappears behind the hedge. As he waits he can hear the sound of nylon knickers rolling down her voluptuous legs and imagines what is being exposed. Unable to contain his animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches a hand through the hedge and touches her leg. He quickly brings his hand further up her thigh until suddenly and with great astonishment finds himself gripping a long, thick appendage hanging between her legs. He shouts in horror, "My God Mary ... have you changed your sex?" "No," she replies. "I've changed my mind, I'm having a shit instead." Two notorious drunks are sitting at the bar. One is crying. The other asks what's wrong. "I've puked all over myself again and my wife is gonna kill me." The other drunk says "do what I do pal. Explain to your wife that some other drunk puked on you. Put a ten spot in your shirt pocket and tell her that the drunk was sorry and gave you ten dollars to have your clothes cleaned." "Sounds like a great idea" says drunk number 1. When he gets home, sure enough his wife is fuming and begins yelling at him about his clothes and how disgusting he is. The drunk starts spinning the lie and says "Look for yourself, there's ten bucks in my shirt pocket." His wife looks in the pocket and finds a twenty dollar bill. "Wait a minute, I thought you said the guy only gave you ten bucks for puking on you?" "He did," says the drunk. "But he shit in my pants too."

She didnt know The sparkle in her eyes lite up the room The laughter she let out freed your soul The smile on her face shined brightly The way she said her words gave you hope You knew she was the one and only you knew how much you loved her knew life without her would not be living at all but you never told her. the sparkle went out the laughter stoped the smile dimmed and her words were without meaning because she didnt know. Yet I sill love you You lie! You tell me you love me You are a cheater a person capable of tearing out my heart I knew what kind of person you were I still fell hard for you I love you unconditionally you hurt me tell me what you think I want to hear you give me false hope I fell under your spell I cant fight the hold you have over me I let you hurt me , abuse me I cant help it I love you and I would let you destroy me I dont even know why Hoping, praying that I didnt make a sudden move that will set you off you sit there reading the paper you yelled at me again this morning you screamed and hit me brusing my tender skin leaving yet another excuse to be told Then you sat down waiting on your meal No apology No kisses or saying you are sorry NOTHNG It is ok I didnt expect it anyway I am used to it I am immuned to it you make me cry you make me hurt all over I dont know why I stay Maybe I am afraid no one will love me again But this is not love I had reather be dead then to feel like this I stand there trembling Barely able to breath terrified you will glance my way not knowing what you are thinking one moment you will be sweet and gentle having me believe everything is ok The next moment a spark will set off it turns you into a fire storm out of control I used to love you But now I dont feel anything but numbness my heart is cold and barely alive barely beating I hate you despise you you are despicable EVIL but I scream at myself why do I stay with you why must I endure this pain I do not even know! Cold Piece of Stone It is a cold piece of stone with nothing but words No meaning to life no personal touch Just words put togehter by a stranger It says the date It says My name no thoughts no quotes Not loved by many Not in memory of anything special no flowers were put by it no tears were shed for it my cold stone stands there meaningless as it mirrored my life