CHAMPAGNE BUBBLES SHERYL LOLLIPOP GURLZ...'s blog: "Sheryl's meaningless banter"

If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behaviour. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't 'be friends'. A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is Don't stay because you think 'it will get better' You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Always have your own set of friends separate from his. Maintain boundaries in how a guy treats you. If something bothers you, speak up. Never let a man know everything.* He will use it against you later. You cannot change a man's behaviour.* Change comes from within. Don't EVER make him feel he is more important than you are... Even if he has more education or in a better job. Do not make him into a quasi-god. He is a man, nothing more nothing! less. Never let a man define who you are. Never borrow someone else's man. A man will only treat you the way you ALLOW him to treat you. All men are NOT dogs. You should not be the one doing all the bending... Compromise is two way street. You need time to heal between relationships... There is nothing cute about baggage... Deal with your issues before pursuing a new relationship You should never look for someone to COMPLETE you... A relationship consists of two WHOLE individuals... Look for someone complimentary...not supplementary. Dating is fun...even if he doesn't turn out to be Mr. Right. Make him miss you sometimes...when a man always know where you are, and you're always readily available to him - he takes it for granted Never move into his mother's house. Never co-sign for a man. Don't fully commit to a man who doesn't give you everything that you need.* Keep him in your radar but get to know others.

CORPUS PEOPLE...TOY PARTY COMING UP....BE THERE OR BE SQUARE!!

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, “When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.” So next Sunday he took the monsignor’s advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door: 1) Sip the vodka, don’t gulp. 2) There are 10 commandments, not 12. 3) There are 12 disciples, not 10. 4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated. 5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass. 6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C. 7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the spook. 8) David slew Goliath; he did not kick the shit out of him. 9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don’t say he was stoned off his ass. 10)We do not refer to the cross as the “Big T.” 11)When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, “Take this and eat it for it is my body.” He did not say “Eat me”. 12)The Virgin Mary is not called “Mary with the Cherry”. 13)The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God. 14)Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter’s not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy’s. The Origination of this letter is unknown, but it brings good luck to everyone who passes it on. The one who breaks the chain will have bad luck. Do not keep this letter. Do not send money just forward it to twelve of your friends to whom you wish good luck and a great laugh. You will see that something good happens to you four days from now if the chain is not broken….

The Washcloth............. Ladies this has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up over this! I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?" I didn't respond. After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal . Some shopping, cleaning, cooking. After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?" I told her to get another one from the cupboard. She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it." Never going back to that doctor ever!

Okay people, lets have some fun...This one is interesting..........Just hit forward and place an X by all the things you've done or remove the X from the ones you have not and send it to your friends (including me).No need to copy and paste into a new email. ( ) Smoked a cigarette ( x) Drank so much you threw up ( x ) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back. ( ) Been arrested ( x ) Gone on a blind date: ( x ) Skipped school ( ) Watched someone die ( ) Been to Canada ( x ) Been to Mexico ( x ) Been to Florida (X ) Been on a plane ( X ) Been lost ( x ) Been on the opposite side of the country. ( ) Gone to Washington DC ( x ) Swam in the ocean- ( X ) Felt like dying ( X ) Cried yourself to sleep..... ( x ) Played cops and robbers ( x ) Recently colored with crayons (x ) Sang Karaoke- ( x ) Paid for a meal with only coins ( X ) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't ( x ) Made prank phone calls. ( x ) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose ( x ) Caught a snowflake on your tongue ( x ) Danced in the rain ( x ) Written a letter to Santa Claus ( x ) Been kissed under the mistletoe ( x ) Watched the sunrise with someone you care about ( X ) Blown bubbles ( X ) Made a bonfire on the beach ( x ) Crashed a party () Gone ice-skating (tried to wasn't very good at it and only tried once) ( ) Been skinny dipping ( ) Gone to the movies, paid for one ticket and then snuck someone else in after the movie started. 1. Any nicknames growing up ? SAB my initials...or sherylann 2. Mother's name? sherry 3. Favorite drink? coke 4. Tattoos? NO5. Body piercing? ears 7.Birthplace? oahu, hawaii 8. Favorite vacation spot? don't have one 9. What happened to question #6? Ron erased it 10. Ever eaten cookies for dinner? yes 11. Ever been on TV? yes 12. Ever steal any traffic signs? no 13. Ever been in a car accident? yes 14. Drive a 2-door or 4-door vehicle? 4 door 15. Favorite salad dressing? caesar 16. Favorite pie? cherry cheesecake 17. Favorite number? 3 18. Favorite movie? Mystic Pizza 19. Favorite holiday? Fourth of July 20. Favorite dessert? punchbowl cake 21. Favorite food? shrimp scampi 22. Favorite day of the week? Saturday 23. Favorite perfume? Be Delicious 24. Favorite toothpaste? closeup 25. Favorite smell? Russ neck 26. What do you do to relax? play on the computer 27. Do you have a message to your friends reading this? ENJOY LIFE!!! (i agree) Live life for yourself....not to please others! (can't add to that) 28. How do you see yourself in 10 years? older 29. Farthest place you will send this message? California 30. Who will respond the fastest? I don't know....

Last night I had to do one of those sleep studies...lol..what a joke..I had it done in Sugarland and did not fall asleep until around 11pm....Unfortunately I woke up at 1:35am and was unable to go back to sleep..I tossed and turned the entire test..I was too congested to do anything but cough...and that made for a miserable night...It rained fairly hard and I heard the thunder,,,then I heard a train...and a second train,,,lol..and then I could hear the techs talking and watching tv...I give up..I am so exhausted the only thing I am going to do tonight is sleep...

I am so excited about our new years eve pajama party...it is so going to be a blast...I think we are going to have a good crowd and hey we are gonna have a lot of alcohol..what more could we want...get out the truth or dare jenga..we are ready to play!!