One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, my
> > >elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't
> > >have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic
> > >computer down at WalMart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer'll
> > >tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and
> > >costs ten dollars...a lot cheaper than a doctor." So Jack deposits a urine
> > >sample in a small jar and takes it to WalMart. He deposits ten dollars, and
> > >the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample
> > >into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:
> > >"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy
> > >activity. It will improve in two weeks."
> > >
> > > That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack
> > >began
> > >wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool
> > >sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and
> > >masturbated into the mixture for good measure.
> > >
> > > Jack hurries back to WalMart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten
> > >dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.
> > >The computer prints the following:
> > >1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
> > >2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
> > >3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
> > >4.Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
> > >5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get
> > >better.
> > >
> > > Thank you for shopping at WalMart.
