thebig2inch's blog: "Saving the world"

Day 1. I have found myself stranded on a desert island. I do have a few survivor items to get me by till I am rescued. It is a good thing I have been watching Survivorman and Man vs Wild. I also have skills that I am sure will come in useful. First things first, need to find water and shelter, maybe even a bathroom. I need to poo Write more later

I was driving down a cold ice covered road the other night. All of the sudden a bright light appeared out of the darkness. As I walked closer to the light I began to make out the shape of a strange ship. Yep you guessed it. Aliens had once again come to earth. To my surprise the leader walked up to me and bowed. The alien used his universal translator and asked me to probed each and every one of them. I will report more when the time is right. Good luck my fan.