I am the BIGGEST pain in the ass you'll ever meet, the greatest love he'll ever experience, and the most fun you've ever had. Ill piss you off and make you laugh all at the same time. I say what i think when i think it. I let my mouth overload my ass, and everyone loves me more for it. I throw the best parties, have the best friends and all my bitches are HaWt. We break necks and we stop you in your tracks. Thats just how we roll. I have many haters, but twice as many friends. Im real, im mature and i have my shit together. I dont claim to be perfect, but im pretty fuckin close. I have 3 awesome kids,1 amazing man, and some badass friends!... What more could a girl ask for? Im wild, not meant to be tamed. I do what i want when i want, and if you dont like it, go home. I say what needs to be said and i just do what i do. I dont waste time on stupid bitches, and if theyre talking it just means ive done my job and ive done it well. I only have one chance at life, and i make the most of it. I make mistakes, and i learn from them. Life isnt meant to be easy, its the greatest challenge of all. If you cant give it a fighting chance, then you cant do anything at all. Im loud and obnoxous, Im mean and im sassy. Im also the most caring person youll ever meet. ill do anything to help someone and i make sure mine is taken care of. I put my kids first, Damon second and everything else just falls into place. I know what i want and i wont stop for anything to get it. If you try to hold me back, ill just run ya over. Suck it up or go home. Live, laugh love. Amen