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FrogtoonsAlligator Shoes - September 26, 2011
After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, "Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!"
The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, "Well, little lady, why don't you go on and give it a try?"
The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, as the shopkeeper was driving home, he spotted the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.
As he brought his car to a stop, he saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the blonde took aim, shot the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were 5 more dead gators all lying belly up. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement as the blonde struggled mightily and barely managed to flip the gator onto its back.
Then, rolling her eyes heavenward, she
SnowflakeI am a strong single mother of two beautiful children..... Im German, Irish, Dutch, and Blackfoot and Cherokee Indian....I was raised with all brothers, 2 older and one younger.... i love to go fishing, camping and play pool....love to drink crown and socialize when my children are'nt around..... My idol was my Grandma Cora.....God rest her soul..... twilight series.....can't wait until the new one comes out this November!
KalanthorlosDe gustibus non carborundum.(Don't let the bastards grind you down) So lets see you really want to know about me then here goes, take the time to read and you will find some surprises and entirely too much honesty. I love to read it lets me escape from reality and allows me to use my brain for more then thinking about what I want to eat. I'm a sucker for a good flick, I like movies too, but flicks are better, you know the ones that might not be great and get you a little confused but make you see the world from a different perspective. I am bi polar and usually more manic then depressive but when I get depressive I get creative & tend to dwell on wrongs or conceived wrongs & push people away. I am definitely a loner but I like to be in crowded places to watch people interact. It makes me jealous and feel a bit socially inept, but its better then hiding from the world. I care deeply when I care at all and I tend to spend too much time dwelling on other people's happiness then my own. I
Scotishdemon1991hello my name is kevin i am 20 and im not what you would consider a normal guy although i am a perv and am looking for love i am the best friends you can have, i try to be a good person and do the right thing although it is hard to determin right from wrong i still try, i am a martial artist all though im not expert i am decnt , i love to hunt and fish, i like meeting new ppl and learning new things i hate rude people and ass wholes and dislike women abusers and bad mouthers, so if you look to fight you found it, i am not hard to get along with and if you wanna know anything els just ask bruce lee, god, amy lee nevr back down, bourne triligy, twilight, harry potter, way to many to list
RainefallsI am not perfect,
but I am perfectly me.
I love to improve the things I can change and accept the things I can't.
Forgiving myself when I fail and congratulate myself when I succeed.
I always know that my best is enough.
I belive in myself and do all i can do to reach my dreams..
When i look in the mirror.... I see a FRIEND..
Treat me good and I'll treat u right..
Mess with me and i'm even better!!
Never holds back on anything
Open minded but with limitations,
Straight to the point is what I am
I don't like people who are hypocrites..
What you see is what you get!!
If you HATE me, GET OFF MY PAGE!!!
Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads the gun...
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""ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE""
Cire125im 24 years old live in california like to draw hang out with friends watch movies play video games i can cook and im kind of shy in rl if u got any questions just ask to find out more football weights videogames anime movies and friends my mom is my number one idol because she raised my bro and me by herself for a long time and pulled through we never went without wat we needed to have and she sacrificed so much to get us everything we needed. like mainly action and comedy movies but some chick flick movies are good like the notebook
Spiked JokerMy general interests are, custom cars, tunners, hot rods, and monster trucks(street/semi-street legal), art of all types(ranging from the mundane to dark or perverted), music (rap, rock, metal, techno, hip-hop, industrial, and alternative), movies ( horror, comedy, drama, documentary), collecting dark art & sculpture/statuettes, airbrush, painting, sketch & digital art.
I am also into studies of the spiritual, concerning many sects. My personal beliefs are semi unique, but mainlines under WICCA(celtic origin). I also have a great interest in the mid-evil and dark ages. I am also researching, my heritage into the German, Norse, Celtic, Saxon roots.
Army Twisted EnforcersHello, I am a grown man but I kik it like a kid alot lately!!! I had a hell of a life, 2 purple hearts and a whole buncha other little ones...awards, for doin me ya know? The same thing every single last soldier does!! But any way I live life nowadays the way life is supposed to be lived, Free, and thts the way I like it. So now my roomate has set me up on a couple chat sights and all tht I guess to keep me from bein too free, lol!!!
I'm from Italy I moved here 18 years ago when I was a boy and I joined the ARMY at 20. Was married, have been divorced for over 8 months now, no kids, all is well, all is well. So hit me up, I am up for anything and I love bein outside I work outside, and I play outside! Love the water!jumpin outta a plane is always fun, lol thts about sums it up!!! so hit me up Im single and need some new good friends anyway!!!
Sgt. Luciano The whole world and everything in it and around it interest me.
Bj GodessIm married to a man that has made me happy and we do wild things with each other.I like to try everything at least 1 time,and so does he. Im not shy and i love to make new friends, im new to Martins Ferry, Ohio. I just moved down from New York. I have 2 boys the ages of 4 and 6. dont really know Scary, funny, no drama, and no oldies
JimmyI work hard and party harder..
Music..riding my Kawasaki Ninja..partying and just chillin
TiarraI live in Australia ut im am american. I have 20 years old and will be moveing to the coast soon. Im verry excited.
Tracie BennettI live in kahului, Maui, Hawaii and have been here most of my life. I wouldn't have it any other way! I guess you could call me a cougar, a survivor and what ever else you want! I'm sure I've been called worse! I'm a Happy go Lucky kind a Gal, who loves to laugh!!
Cruising with Hot guys, horseback riding, surfing and being in the country!
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SummertimeI'm out going and out spoken I look @ life in so many diffrent ways been threw hell and back. Life is to short so have fun while you can. I have Four kids and its great being a mother. I'm very single... I love the bottle of JACK he don't lie or cheat lol.... I like to lision to music.. Like to go on walks, hang out with my kids, play with my pitbull......
Harry Potter, Twlight
Lilxxninj3tt3xxfe2dj DeathmaliceHi, so this is where I'm supposed to tell you about myself huh? Well, theres not too much to tell. I am a fun loving girl from Illinois who loves making new friends
Spun420funLemme just say 2 things about myself that I think will best describe me to someone who I do not know...
1. I can be "wonderful" when you expect me to be a "monster" and I can be a "monster" when you expect me to be "wonderful"
2. Yeah, I might be crazy but I like to think I am "fun" crazy and not "scary" crazy.
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Dog symbolizes character traits such as loyalty, compatibility and kindness.
Dogs frequently offer kind words and useful advice,always listening and lending a shoulder when necessary.
Trustworthiness and dependability make Earth Dogs great leaders.
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They are confident and inspire confidence in others. Name something and I am or have been or could be interested in it.
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LakeschefAll I have to say is that I work to much, and its time for some "me" time. By that I mean I want to start making myself happy and not a company...... Cooking (TRAINED CHEF), traveling, anything that includes a adrenaline rush.
Kotetsu KurusakiI am 19 almost 20. I have a steady job and am looking for a lil fun in my life. I am a dom and a sub (Mostly sub) I am an artist and a computer nerd. I have a certification in archetecture and in welding. I love all kinds of movie buts it's always nice to see a really good horror movie.
Redneckboy93Hey whats up yal My name is Jason, Ima home grown country boy from the woods I stand 6foot 2inches tall i have green eyes and brown hair an i got a lil fat on me but more muscle then fat. I love the outdoors and everything to do with it.
Harley Flamesjust a plain and simple person Working on Cars and HotRods, and also Building HotRods and Riding Harleys
PrincenatasIm a sex freak looking for some fun and loving
i like sex family time walks and cooking
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